What? How? Why?

Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML

Self report

Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML

Feel this FML

Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML

Today, I found out how it feels to have a car door slammed shut on my hand, breaking two of my fingers. Hint: it's fucking painful. FML

Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML

Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML

Always wear protective gear

Today, while nailing a board down, I hit my thumb with the hammer. As I reached to console my throbbing finger, I dropped the hammer on my foot. When I went down to hold my foot, I smacked my head on the board. Now I've got a concussion, a smashed finger, and a bruised foot. FML

Today, I discovered the crunching noise your foot will make if you accidentally drop a cement block on it. FML

Today, in bare consciousness, I found out what it feels like to be stabbed in the hand with an earring. How? By slamming my hand on the snooze button of my alarm and missing horribly. FML

Pinned

Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML