nukebroadcast
United States
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Boise, United States
What? How? Why?
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
Bonk
United States
Self report
Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML
Anonymous
Saltillo, Mexico
Feel this FML
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, I found out how it feels to have a car door slammed shut on my hand, breaking two of my fingers. Hint: it's fucking painful. FML
Anonymous
Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML
CA19oo
Buford, United States
Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML
Anonymous
Always wear protective gear
Today, while nailing a board down, I hit my thumb with the hammer. As I reached to console my throbbing finger, I dropped the hammer on my foot. When I went down to hold my foot, I smacked my head on the board. Now I've got a concussion, a smashed finger, and a bruised foot. FML
flatfoot
Hamilton, Canada
Today, I discovered the crunching noise your foot will make if you accidentally drop a cement block on it. FML
norpedo
Cleveland, United States
Today, in bare consciousness, I found out what it feels like to be stabbed in the hand with an earring. How? By slamming my hand on the snooze button of my alarm and missing horribly. FML
STRIKE!
United States
Pinned
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
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TheRealFamilyGuy 5
does it sound like a penis hitting it?
Summer17 0
I bet you're mad.
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Comments (102)
ShadyFTW1 0
Yea, I bet it sounds like a fail.
Kinky_minx 0
Ha true!
jeanson94 0
what sound? ha
redfern14 0
wow. really?! not really handy ehh.
complicated4 0
so im curious what'd it sound like
jrad1982 0
mother $&7;¥£¥, son of a $;@;7+*, {€}^,**, balls. I believe that's what he sounded like lol.
Zmeilerr 22
Someone was a little too bored. We have **** for a reason.
macskapingvin 0
I applaud your dedication to scientific discovery!
Strebor 0
hammers don't verb sound, sounds verb sound
W4X 0
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W4X 0
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perdix 31
Can't touch dis. . . Hammer time! From those of us who have read your story, you can hear the sound of one hand clapping . . . sarcastic, golf clapping.