moe
United States
Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
thanksdad
Dublin, Ireland
Today, I found out what it feels like to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus. FML
failureatlife
Ponchatoula, United States
Today, after beating myself up for being useless and not being able to do anything right, I managed to choke almost to the point of blacking out, on a piece of lettuce. FML
youknowwhatitis
Australia
Today, I learned how to wolf-whistle properly, and then learned what it feels like to be slapped on the head. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out what unwashed, warty feet taste like after someone kicked me in the mouth with one. FML
whydoihavecats
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Morning!
Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML
Anonymous
Sorry Sharon
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
CA19oo
Buford, United States
Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Pain like no one has ever seen before
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
nothing_nobody
Today, I was volunteering at a local hospital. I was eagerly introducing myself to all the nurses, as I would be working with them all summer. It wasn't until I got home that I discovered the giant piece of lettuce stuck in my front teeth. So much for first impressions. FML
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HannahForbesxo 13
It's a shame OP didn't lettuce know how it actually feels.
habest 2
Well at least the person doing the slapping was thinking healthy. ;)
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flavasava73 5
Is this a euphemism for something sexual here? Are we saying your partner couldn't get it up? I have a vague recollection of a friend of mine saying that in the past about an experience she had with her new boyfriend. If it is...... Very subtle OP.
guineagirl 18
being slapped by lettuce has always been one of my fantasies ;)
FatherofTime87 18
Crisp and refreshingly wholesome
cwl727 33
Is lettuce supposed to be a slang word for something else or did you really just get slapped with a piece of lettuce? Getting slapped by lettuce really doesn't seem that bad.
cmo333 10
What did it feel like?
prrrki 18
What does this even mean?