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Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

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It's a shame OP didn't lettuce know how it actually feels.

Well at least the person doing the slapping was thinking healthy. ;)

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Well, lettuce in on the experience.

It's about thyme someone made a vegetable pun.

JennaMarie420 2

very clever

how sage. but parsley i think we should beet op in the chickweeds.

Trying to beet me in a pun war? I shallot rise to the challenge. I turnip my nose at your pun. Try again to marrow.

i seed what you did there. does this mean all my puns have bean fruitless? ha, you wont beet me, thinking alfalfa these bluffs, il not be spinached.

Sprout time you replied, though I carrot believe you're still doing this. Chive got a feeling this could go on, so I don't know pepper or not I should keep commenting. I've not got time for this, there's a leak in my bathroom! I hope you don't take me for a fool, after all, takes one to grow one.

ah swede, you replied. but does this mein all my puns have bean fruitless? i kidney not, this could last a while, so better pak choy it while its still fun(gi). hope you fixed the leek, they can get pretty chilli

Ah, it's bean a while. I butter-nut squash all your efforts at this, yours are quite mint, though not a (vegetable) patch on mine. No I can't afford to fix the leak, I need a bigger celery and am yet to find the root of the problem, thanks for your concern though.

^^ Bahahaha! This is friggin hilarious!

I am greens with envy over this pun duel.

pear you are, im imcressed. i was worried from my head to-ma-toes that you'd got sick of these artichokes. shame about your bathroom, try using stuffing but don't make it too broad if there isnt mushroom, that should keep them at bay (leaf). maybe if youre extra-spice to your boss he'll give you a maize in your celery? you corn never tell.

why are you bitching

Better than a turkey slap I guess

honestly if ur not gonna tell us why i frankly dont understand ehy u botjer submitting these.

Feels good, man.

so...what did it feel like?

GleePrincess18 3

weird

Crispy goodness.