Today, I was making out with a really hot guy in a Jacuzzi. He had the biggest booger hanging out of his nostril, but I was too embarrassed to say anything to him about it. He went in for a kiss. Soon after our lips parted, he said, "Oh, you have big booger." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I’ve had a blocked nose for weeks, so when I sneezed I partially dislodged a massive solid booger. It was so big and thick, I had to grab it and pull it the rest of the way out. I was on a first date at the time, and he left before I got back from the bathroom. FML
Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML
Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, after a bad head cold, my boyfriend woke up, shambled to the bathroom and sniffled. He then pulled the biggest booger I've ever seen out of his nose; it looked like a giant slug. He took a picture, then set it as his lock screen. FML
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cinnaluna 0
Why would you kiss someone with something like that hanging out of their nose?!?
SweetestSin 4
you couldn't just politely say "you may want to wipe your nose!"?
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Comments (93)
blakehilli8 0
firs again
itsgen 16
low life
LOLOLOLOLOLOL123 2
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skyboy_fml 2
ROFL did he eat it?
pingpongpickle 8
that's nasty. date someone who can speak English
cooluc 0
Looks like some one does not understand the concept of 'Subtlety'
omgzKailey 0
LOLOL funniest FML ever. At least he didn't freak out.
Lisimal 7
So he said it like that? Did he say ET go home, as well? That's what you get for being so easy.
singer4life666 0
Atleast he didn't say anything offensive or freak out haha.
ameliafmlr 7
was the booger he said u had his? just went on ur face from his noes when u kissed haag
SweetestSin 4
you couldn't just politely say "you may want to wipe your nose!"?
zelly05 0
oh wow YDI
people_annoy_me 23
Ha
cinnaluna 0
Why would you kiss someone with something like that hanging out of their nose?!?
Starfire22 5
I was wondering the same thing...
Euphorically 14
He went in for the kiss?
Sunnytweet79 0
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !!
jessxoxo28 5
LMAO!!! well u should have politely told him that it came from him
GeorgeBoosh 0
So you lick it off your lip, chew it a bit, then spit it in his face and say: "It's yours and I'm not hungry thanks"
cameron194 9
67, that was a disturbing image that I didn't particularly want/need... The thought of that scenario you just depicted literally makes me cringe in disgust :/ if I could thumb you're comment down more than one, I would..
SettoFail 9
That is so nasty, you should have picked it off handed it back to him and said ' it was acctully yours first... '