Today, I found out there's a rumor going around that my smoking hot co-worker and I had sex over the weekend. I'm not nearly as pissed off about the rumor as I am by the fact that I can't remember it because I was too drunk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML
Today, I had a job interview with a man that I got drunk with at a bar on Saturday night. He spent an hour telling me things I did that I don't even remember. FML
Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss's 13-year-old son. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, I got drunk at a party at our house. At the end, my husband passed out, so his best friend and I carried him to bed. His best friend is stupidly hot and I get horny when I'm drunk, so on a whim I made a pass at him. He shut me down and later told my husband. FML
Today, I heard that there's a rumour going around that I was caught masturbating while crying at a party after the girl I liked got with someone else. FML
Today, I heard that there's a rumour going around that I was caught masturbating while crying at a party after the girl I liked got with someone else. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover and my girlfriend seemed pissed at me. It took me a while before I remembered having sex the night before. I just didn't know exactly what had happened after that had pissed her off. Then I realized nothing happened, because I fell asleep while she was on top of me. FML
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Top comments
Charmillionaire 13
Walk up to her and say, "Does this look familiar?", then drop your pants.
challan 19
I bet you were a stallion, man! Orally satisfied her, rocked her world in several positions, and brought her to numerous orgasms. ummm... except you were drunk, so what really happened is you only got to half mast, came as you put the condom on, threw up on her bed and tripped over her cat as you tried to get to the bathroom. Well done.
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Comments (47)
Missusluv313 9
If you get that damn drunk, then maybe, just maybe you shouldn't drink so much. You're gonna do something either incredibly dangerous or incredibly stupid one time.
KiddNYC1O 22
"We're going streaking!!"
ChangMu 8
It baffles me that this website exists and people still drink.
iseyixes 18
Why don't you just ask her out? She may give you a second chance, but this time don't get wasted!
stitesy29 18
Then you probably did!
BoratSagdiyev 2
That's okay she's doing her best to forget it.
PhishloverA 14
YDI for getting drunk but at least it wasn't a bad rumor
BobbieH 19
It's far more likely that she was drunk too. I doubt the drinking is an issue for her now. It's been my experience that drunk sex like OP describes is the result of both people being equally wasted. If anything may stop a repeat performance it would be the rumor. However, chances are that will lead to "Everyone is already talking so why not?" . Ask her out OP but this time slow your roll on those drinks!
boxbrandon11 20
I doubt this happened, but what if she took advantage of him?
gwg924 2
If it's a rumor, and you were drunk, then how do you know it really happened??
123man 11
If you were too drunk to give verbal consent, then she may have raped you.