Today, I had a job interview with a man that I got drunk with at a bar on Saturday night. He spent an hour telling me things I did that I don't even remember. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into a job interview, then turned round and walked back out again. The interviewer was a one-night stand that ended very badly months ago, and she remembered me. I could see in her face the interview was pointless, so instead of grovelling I went to the pub to drown my sorrows. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
Today, I went on a first date. He got so drunk he forgot what he ordered to eat ten minutes after ordering. He also had to text me later to ask if we kissed, because he couldn’t remember. FML
Today, I started my new job. Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before. He was at my friend's party last month, the only time in my life when I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself. He remembers me, too. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, I attempted to make a good impression amongst new coworkers by volunteering to be the designated driver at my work party. What did that get me? A backseat full of puke and some idiot too drunk to remember where he lived. FML
Today, the person that interviewed me for a job was the same person I called a "fat bitch" at a baseball game after she knocked over my drink while she was dancing. She recognized me too. FML
Today, I woke up with a massive hangover after passing out at a wild party the night before. Apparently my friends couldn't find a marker, because I woke up with dozens of dicks drawn on my body and face in henna. I have a job interview today. FML
Today, I had an interview for my dream job. Things were going well, the lady was about to offer me the job, but then I got the hiccups. She immediately changed her tone and said, “Yeah, I think we’re done here. Next time, don’t show up to a job interview drunk.” I had no alcohol in my system. FML
Today, I had a job interview that I had spent hours preparing for it. When I arrived, the interviewer told me the position had been filled already and they forgot to notify me. I wasted a whole fucking day for nothing. FML
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Spazz420 7
Well did u get the job?
thebaddayblues 3
Offer to buy him another drink after?
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Comments (44)
Spazz420 7
Well did u get the job?
rg350dx 29
If he did something FML worthy with this guy I'm thinking the only jobs he got started with hand or blow.
Bakarra 22
Man I really wanted to comment on this thread but sir fresh pie already commented and some girl out there thinks I'm stalking soooo nope
NoFlippinWai 24
FreshPie, youre my favorite.
Karen626 8
Did you get the job anyways?
ApollosMyth 22
If only he was that lucky.
emeraldisle 30
*anyway
mpsteve137 15
Well if he's gay this could work in your favor right?
DLBL 23
The post does not mention the gender of the OP.
HowieDoIt 21
The Hangover 4: How it all started.
VannahJane 17
This FML isnt nearly crazy enough to be put in a Hangover movie
HowieDoIt 21
That's only because we don't know what exactly they did. We can only imagine what wild animals and celebrities they happened to run into. Have some imagination!
s0m3guy2010 21
Or he could have just been the crying drunk who wept in a corner all night.... which is just as much an FML in my eyes.
clueless05 12
Check your pockets OP
rg350dx 29
Were they gay things?
slooby_fml 25
At least he wasn't too awkward about it. At least, it doesn't seem like he was.
VannahJane 17
I think its still kinda awkward when a guy tells you things you did that you don't remember doing, during a job interview
slooby_fml 25
Obviously it was awkward for her. What I'm saying is that it seems like he wasn't too awkward about it. I doubt that he would be telling her all those things if he was. It's more likely that he thought it was fun or amusing.
Teabrodo 13
It was a he, actually. #awkward.
slooby_fml 25
Damn. Didn't even look. My bad, thanks for the correction.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
As long as you are applying for a job that involves partying and lots of drinking, you should be fine fine. Wait, you're not? Oh... Better luck next time, OP!
license2chill 5
One's personal leisure time has nothing to do with his/her job, unless it's crime related, then the employer should be worried.
thebaddayblues 3
Offer to buy him another drink after?
Pleonasm 36
Yea it said he got frink WITH him. Chances are it was all in good fun, and they can go for round two after he gets the job ;)
RedPillSucks 33
YDI for getting so drunk you can't remember anything. Check your body for tattoos and your anus for foreign bodies (or domestic ones) Also, he could be making stuff up and you wouldn't know.
bReLiNg 18
This is proof- you never know what the consequences of your actions may be. Sounds like you got lucky OP!