Today, I found out the real reason why my brother wasn't at his fiancé's Halloween party. He's been in jail for the past 3 months. When was anyone going to tell me? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, I found out some very disturbing information about one of my brothers, who I have not seen in 8 years. The information is so crazy that I've thought about going to the FBI. FML
Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML
Today, I found out my oldest brother is getting married in two weeks. I heard about it through one of my two sisters, who pretty much helped end his last marriage, and who he hasn’t spoken to in 3 years. She wanted to complain about the invite taking so long. I still haven’t been invited, and I thought we were on good terms. FML
Today, my brother was arrested for starting a fistfight at a funeral. He didn't even know the deceased; he's just been crashing funerals recently, hoping to hook up with mourners. I'm not sure who's more pathetic: him for doing such a thing, or me for bailing his fucking dumb arse out of jail. FML
Today, I found out my 35 year-old brother got divorced 18 months ago when my now ex-sister-in-law told me via Facebook messenger, and asked me to tell my parents, as both of them were too scared to do it themselves. FML
Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML
Today, my brother mentioned my dad's birthday party. I said, "What party?" He said, "Shit, forgot I wasn't supposed to tell you." My own father doesn't want me at his party. FML
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Top comments
theFMLiest1ofThe 0
wow! now THAT is a hell of a commitment to a Halloween costume. 3 months ago your brother told me that for his fiance's party he was going as a **** up. a standing ovation to you sir. well played. he should definitely win best costume
bethan1 4
Maybe noone told you because they didn't want you to embarrass them by posting it on the internet.
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Comments (65)
yaysmile 0
Why is everyone saying YDI for not keeping track of his/her brother and saying f your brother's life for being in jail? If anything, its his fault for getting thrown in jail, and she can't help it noone told her/him where he was.
niknik2014 1
damn that sucks your family needs some communication lessons...
angel55033 12
why didn't you ask?
batgirl_babygirl 0
well it seems like someone did tell you since you know now
KyleIsSoFine 0
Those bitches...
rainybubbles 0
no because you post things like that at a public forum:P
iliveinthesky_fml 0
Wow, a shame you just ******* realized your brother hasn't been around.
suzuki2005 2
it's because you don't matter
hiya12345 0
now dat just sucks. soz, but if dat was my bro id hug him wen he came out, den kik his ass XD
johnboy2978 1
Today, I've now been incarcerated for over 3 months. I found out that my sister is all pissed that no one ever told her. She wrote a self absorbed FML b/c no one told her! Sorry. I only get one call and there's a reason it wasn't to you.