Today, I auditioned for a part and made it because the director thought I would be "perfect" for the part and I was "just like the character in every way." The part is for a schizophrenic drug addict who everyone hates and is stabbed to death in the second scene. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML
Today, I showed up on set for a film that I booked a role in weeks ago. At the time of the audition, the script was being rewritten, so today I was so excited and eager to be told what my role would entail. When they handed me the script, my character was described as a fat, ugly, awkward girl. FML
Today, my guidance counselor told me that I did a really good job playing someone who was really airheaded in my school's play. I wasn't trying to act like an airhead, the director told me that I got cast for the part because the character I was playing was "just like me". FML
Today, I had a graded performance in my drama class. I had to play a murderer in an interrogation room. I got really into it and started pounding on the windows to try to "escape". The thin glass smashed. Four hours in casualty, stitches and plastic surgery pretty much sum up my mood. FML
Today, I went to an audition for a play. The casting director thanked me for my time, but told me they would pass because I had "the emotional range of a turnip." FML
Today, the director of the play I'm in decided to explain why we got the parts we did. He said he tried matching our characters to who we actually are. I play a whore who's a transvestite. FML
Today, I was sent the script to a play I'm participating in at school. After reading it a couple of times, I noticed that my part has been forgotten completely. FML
Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announced that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning for Romeo suddenly disappeared. FML
Today, I got my first acting part. I played the role of a bad boy who has to grab the leading lady's ass, who then slaps me in the face. The ass grab was done in one take. The slap required 14 takes. FML
Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML
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habesjn 0
Only a retard bitches about the fact that he got the position he ******* auditioned for. He was probably just complimenting your ability to act as the person you're portraying. But you are so self conscious/stupid you take everything personally. The director guy doesn't ******* know you, he only knows the character you played as. Take the compliment. Jesus Christ...
kariface 0
So quit doing do drugs, crackhead.
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hobopatz 0
at least you got the part!
seanreddog 4
"I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high, I'm serious I was gonna eat your pussy to, but then I got high Now i'm jacking off and I know why, (turn this shit off) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high I messed up my entire life, because I got high I lost my kids and wife , because I got high Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high" Nahh, doesn't really fit. Oh well.
Today_FYL 0
Fake! Saw this one not even two weeks ago! Try getting original if you want to make up why your life is ******.
shnookles 0
Haha so true
kariface 0
So quit doing do drugs, crackhead.
lmaoatyourlife 0
lmao!!!
Orion_Knight78 10
Crackheads always steal those fun roles eh?
sodahhhr 0
5st! fiddlers...
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Wow... there was one exactly like this a week ago, except it was about an airhead. *sighs*
jeanii_fml 4
Yeah, I was thinking the exact same thing. :/
OwlCityFAN 0
Me too.
8trickster8 0
I wasn't
ilikepie789 0
ur eyes are freaky
LegndNikko 0
We're getting too many FML's about "Oh, they said I was perfect for the part. But the charecter sucks."
LolSarcasm 14
Take the hint.
Peroxide 3
I have to admit, I would enjoy stabbing you too.
perdix 31
Be careful on the last night of the run. They might not use the rubber knife. No one wants you to come to the cast party, and "accidentally" putting a real, steel knife where the rubber one usually was seems like a good plan.
seanreddog 4
taco?
habesjn 0
Only a retard bitches about the fact that he got the position he ******* auditioned for. He was probably just complimenting your ability to act as the person you're portraying. But you are so self conscious/stupid you take everything personally. The director guy doesn't ******* know you, he only knows the character you played as. Take the compliment. Jesus Christ...
anglicdvil524 0
Exactly what I was going to say. Take it as a friggin compliment. You are a good enough actor that you can play a schizo drug addict that everyone hates. Unless you ARE a schizo drug addict everyone hates, in which case, I wanna know how the heck you found time to audition...