monogamous
Australia
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
bmonehh
United States
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Anonymous
Anchorage, United States
Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML
mustanggt
Carlsbad, United States
Fancy seeing you here
Today, I met my girlfriend's husband for the first time. It went surprisingly well, despite neither of us knowing the other existed before tonight, but it's still a miserable situation no matter what. FML
Anonymous
Conroe, United States
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Anonymous
Evansville, United States
Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML
an unlucky man
Simi Valley, United States
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Sleeping at my parents tonight
Work husbands and work wives
Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML
guy
Port Coquitlam, Canada
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Elayne Warthen
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Top comments
Julietta_fml 4
I like this kind of FMLs- simple, short and depressing.
DrAwesome 6
Wait until you meet your husband's other wife's husband, and then HIS other wife, and then... Somehow it'll go back to Kevin Bacon.
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Comments (146)
ImDaBoss 0
Wow that sucks... Sorry OP.
TroII 0
YDI for not making enough sammiches so he had to find a second sammich maker to please him. Simple solution make more sammiches.
RawDawgie 0
threesome!!!
Fumo 0
don't you just hate it when that happens?
iEmily 0
I live in Australia and did Legal Studies this year, and I can tell you this FML is impossible. In order to legally marry someone in Australia, the couple needs to provide not only a birth certificate as proof of ID to the celebrant, but if they have been previously married they need to provide either a death certificate or show satisfactorily that they are divorced, plus the celebrant does all the paper work and so it's just not possible in Australia to be married to two people at once. Still a funny FML though even though it's not possible (unless the guy faked who he was, which would be really hard and unlikely)...
toqwert 0
1 liner!!! Yay! First FML I've read all the way through today...
reddawn1985 12
I had a hard time clicking on this one...
Julietta_fml 4
I like this kind of FMLs- simple, short and depressing.
WallyTheWombat 0
Short, sweet, and to the point!
bailes_o_hay 0
compact, concise and concerning
rougeofwar 0
I got nothin
XxBlackamusPrime 5
noob
12596 0
me too no complex story
fmlbrooo 0
agreed.
clownman 0
something that is an FML/life defining moment
sarabellum93 0
you need some fun in your life.
shanster 3
So...was she hotter than you?
alipod 11
good question
sarahkhan93 4
hahahah :)
mintcar 10
Wow, he's a douche. Divorce him ASAP.
SecureReflex 0
What the hell is wrong with your face? you look like a mangled hooker.
tmmundy 17
lmao # 56....I totally agree!!!!
caffeinewriter 0
No comment number 56, because I disagree
LittleMissWendeB 0
lmao 56 every time I come on here I winder who the crack ***** is. I see her every time!!! mustn't have much to do wen it's not hooking.. wait.. is it a man????!!!
ScreamAimFire 0
Pshh #61 you just jealious of her face and her swift outfit. I'd like to see you dispicable face
ScreamAimFire 0
lmao 69, callin her a crack ***** ahahaha you obviously havent looked in a mirrior lately xD
mintcar 10
Comment moderated? Aw shucks, missed all the insults. How upsetting.
notagoodayforme 0
mintcar idk if anyone told you but your picture is upside down
lovely_asian 0
sooo did u get along with her?? best friends forever right??? :D
texasjalapeno_fml 0
well they do like the same type of men
TheLetterZero 7
Short and to the point. Very nicely done.
InnDepth 0
your pic made me laugh
TheLetterZero 7
Glad to hear that! Thanks!
TheBestManEver 0
Damn. You know what they say, 2 is nice, but 3 is a crowd.
Peanut87 0
oh and here I thought it was 2 is company, 3 is a divorce...
TheBestManEver 0
Hell I have 4 wives and they all love each other! The trick is finding the perfect woman (four times of course) and making sure they get along with each other. Saves me from doing all the house work.
TheBestManEver 0
Not in Utah it ain't.
kcTornado 0
that was incredibly lame, the Utah comment was idiotic. I don't like your piercings, you are ugly.... see those are just as judgmental and annoying.
TheBestManEver 0
Polygamy is legal in Utah you dumb ****, it was not being judgmental at all.
kcTornado 0
oh wow, how ******* stupid are you! look it up you slag, polygamy is a 2nd degree felony in Utah. just because there are sects that still practice, doesn't mean it's legal dumass. there are other religions that are polygamists, that and entire tribes in s America and Africa.
carobug 6
You overreacted. You can inform without being rude... :)
DreggsOfSociety 0
Threesome?
hudson155 0
lol
olisykes_ 0
win.
DrAwesome 6
Wait until you meet your husband's other wife's husband, and then HIS other wife, and then... Somehow it'll go back to Kevin Bacon.
pooper19 3
Polygamist rule 7 degrees of Bacon/ Tom Arnold? anyone?
gtrgdss 0
that's a hilarious comment.
kayeyem 9
+1 on the great comment...
mduerden 18
Nice analogy!
DarkHelmet 10
Ouch! that does suck something awful OP