Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
Yeet it
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
Kinda sus behavior
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend of 4 years because I didn't know the exact amount of days that we'd been together. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
Oops
Today, after my wife and I have been trying for a baby for 2 years, I found out she's still on the pill. Apparently when she was a teen she had bad period cramps, so her doctor gave her the pill for the pain. She never realized it stops pregnancy. FML
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fmlstick 0
She might have not lied, it might have just not worked. Nothing is 100%, kid. Have fun being a father!
FernandoTorres_fml 0
She also lied to you about the abortion. Congratulations, you are now a father.
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FernandoTorres_fml 0
then rate it ;)
stormin972 0
Or the kid isn't yours. Get a DNA test ASAP before you become her sugar daddy.
damnrosi 0
was she lying about taking the pill? in which case, sucks for you, consider screwing better women next time instead scraping the bottom of the barrel. And if the pill failed (if you don't take it in time, even a few hours late, it may not be effective anymore, risky!), then sucks for both of you, hope you make the right decision for you and her (and the child if you choose not to abort it)
DogmaT_fml 4
3 sum!
jcpt1984 0
The pill's not 100% effective, so she could very well have told the truth about being on it. Because it's not 100% effective, I don't trust it completely... I always use some kind of back-up protection. Does she lie and deceive you about other things? If so that could be reason to believe she lied (about the pill or even about you being the father), but otherwise give her the benefit of the doubt and support her.
PsychoMerk 0
Shouldve worn a rubber ;0 bitches these days... stop being selfish!
buttonface 0
Yes. Lesbians are only a myth. Congrats o... ohhh. Fyl either way.
EllyH 0
congratulations! haha suuuuurpriiice!!! xD
PsychoMerk 0
Fernando... I love you :') you made me lol in Physicsz
Epicfailz01 0
Thats... kinda nice =)