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Today, I helped my father upload his photos to iCloud because he was running out of storage on his phone. First thing I saw on his camera roll is a video of him sucking two guys off. He’s been married to my mom for 25 years. FML
Today, I helped my father upload his photos to iCloud because he was running out of storage on his phone. First thing I saw on his camera roll is a video of him sucking two guys off. He’s been married to my mom for 25 years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
Today, my father sent me a video via Whatsapp. In it, he was cheating on my mother. FML
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML
Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML
Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML
Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML
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RichardPencil 32
I'm more appalled by the stupidity. Why would you hand your kid your phone when you have video like that on it? What an idiot!!!
lalalaila777 24
maybe they are in an open relationship? either way, gross thing to have to see of any parent. i remember walking in on my dad and step mom when i was 14 and i Freaked out and had to vent on the phone immediately, so i understand that feeling😅
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Comments (6)
cuz803 46
Oh my God... maybe you should expose him cause cheating shall not be tolerated. I wonder if he was bicurious and experimented...or...maybe he's closeted....I'm sorry you saw something so disgusting 🫣
RichardPencil 32
I'm more appalled by the stupidity. Why would you hand your kid your phone when you have video like that on it? What an idiot!!!
RichardPencil 32
Well, your mom doesn't have a dick (supposedly), so what's a guy to do?
lalalaila777 24
maybe they are in an open relationship? either way, gross thing to have to see of any parent. i remember walking in on my dad and step mom when i was 14 and i Freaked out and had to vent on the phone immediately, so i understand that feeling😅
Crowned Sataness 12
not cool that you had to see it. but if there's video on his phone there's a good chance your mom knows. not everyone is straight and not everyone is monogamous
BurnInDemonFire 39
Would madam/sir like the intensive therapy, or the much cheaper Michael Scott "Noooo God! No God please no! No! No! Nooooooooo!"?
Tisinlovewithme 2
send her the video, it’s time to divorce his ass.