Today, I was at my friend's house and accidentally blew out a candle that was supposed to be lit for seven days straight. It was in honor of her grandmother who had recently died. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML
Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML
Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch. I started looking at the box and noticed that it said "Magic Re-Lighting Candles" at the exact moment that my trash can burst into flames. FML
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
Today, my mom sent me beautiful candlesticks along with some half burned candles. I thanked her. She told me the candlesticks were a wedding gift to my grandmother 85 years ago. Then she said the candles were used at my grandma's wedding. I had already lit them. FML
Today, I was showing my grandson how to blow out the candles on his birthday cake. I got a little too close and set my hair on fire. The candles remained lit but my grandson was too terrified to go near them after the whole ordeal. FML
Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML
Today, I was having trouble blowing out the last of the several candles on my bedside table. Exasperated, I blew as hard as I could, which sent hot wax from the other candles shooting into the air, all over my face and into my eyes. FML
Today, my mom lit a candle in our living room, telling the family how much she loved it. She then went on the tell us that my dad got it for her and it must have been some cheap candle. I bought the candle as a gift for her on her birthday. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
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Classic_PWN 1
Well,I hope your not scared of ghosts.
gunman15 4
Poor Grammys memory candle
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Comments (117)
jordinomoose 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Perhaps that's not all I blew...
Classic_PWN 1
Very Funny........
xlorawrz 9
... What? This FML doesn't.. I'm not even going to.
Thabb 0
I understand that your incredibly immature sense of humor makes that funny, 1, but it has nothing to do with the FML.
RealEffinDeal 4
Hey 1, remember when that joke was funny? Yeah, me neither.
minisquid 9
Well, you blow at jokes.
josuei4 0
Go home... Think about the lame ass joke you just said... Think of a better one and try being funny this time... Fag
Classic_PWN 1
Well,I hope your not scared of ghosts.
Waffl3z 8
OP should probably sleep with the light on for a few nights. :D
ItsTheKing 10
After seeing your profile picture. I should probably sleep a few nights with the lights on.
cIickhere 5
Don't worry she will understand and forgive you in heaven.
imaberry95 0
How do you accidentally blow out a candle....
glenzhao2 16
Light it again ?
skatingalyy 0
27- lmaoo agreed! 20s picture is kinda scary xD
Lucidium 0
You're*
MyEpicDemise 7
It would've been handy having a party hat and a popper at that moment. You could've been like, "Isn't this supposed to be your Grandma's birthday party? Oh well."
gunman15 4
Poor Grammys memory candle
qyka 5
Ya and how do u accidentally blow out a candle poor grammy
AnonymousTroll 2
53, "ACCHOOO"
herpitydurteedur 0
Accidentaly as is didn't know it was supposed to stay lit. For example; I accidentally flushed the toiled when I went in the bathroom to wash my face but the water was supposed to sit there for a few hours because it had bleach in it.
marpay 11
Great, now she is going to haunt you.
Classic_PWN 1
Run past it?
Classic_PWN 1
ok..comment I put this for disappears..
BrianAlarcon 0
Her grandma is gonna haunt you....
muhilrashid 4
Shouldnt have done that
skatingalyy 0
for some reason this comment really matches your picture! :P
snippyxD 7
Well blame it on the wind?
2ndSucks 15
Happy Birthday! Oh wait, nevermind. My bad.
T_X_P 2
So you made a mistake. Relight it. Problem solved.
slushpup9696 12
12 Knock over a glass of water. Pick up the glass. Refill glass. Problem solved. Except for that puddle of water...
GlitteryMasakali 1
33 we're talking about a candle. Not a glass of waterrr. Soo no worrying about a puddle of water.
BrimfullOfAsher 20
That's proper procedure for a candle in a Shiva home - good call.
saksxalmo 20
There's no candle equivalent for "that puddle of water," so your comparison doesn't really make sense.
fortehlulocaust 6
Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!
THE_A_TEEN 28
The number you have dialed has been disconnected...
HeyImJuli 3
I don't completly understand the relavence (sp?) of this comment but it's still hilarious :) nice reference