Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is getting engaged. He broke up with me five months ago because our relationship was too serious for him. FML
Today, I found out my ex just got engaged to a girl he met 3 months ago, shortly before he ended our 5 year relationship. His reason for breaking up was that he didn't believe in marriage and couldn't be with someone who wanted to get married. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 5 years only got divorced last year. I never even knew he was married. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
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Top comments
JonBall 17
If she hasn't done so herself, I suggest the both of you dump his ass.
PennyLane27 32
Man.. he shoulda learned you keep your hoes in different area codes! [kidding, of course... I hope you BOTH dumped him!!]
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Comments (61)
Music_rocks 7
At least you know the truth now, and you can move on.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
This so needs a follow-up. Wish you could tell us about his reaction when he saw you 2 together, OP :)
aliciavanham 13
Omg it's really disturbing that there are people like that.
DenverTyrrell 13
That's shit! Give him what he deserves, good that you found out and it didn't go on for years I think that would be worse
buttersmom 14
I am seriously curious about how that conversation went. Follow up please!
Sakuraashita 15
This is the part where you two become bosom buddies over sending this jerk to the hospital...
ksks1234 33
I feel so bad for his fiancée. Hopefully, she pawns the ring and you guys can go out and find two separate, less jerkish men.
sdroze1389 31
open scene: guy gets off of work at his sweet taco bell job and sees his secret girlfriend talking to his fiancee. the clock is ticking to play off his ruse, what to do? "I'm so sorry girls, my chronic memory loss caused me to forget I was engaged." : close scene
demonfacee 14
He's not a good boyfriend. It's about time you dump him.
LalaDee561 8
Please make a follow up! I'm dying to know what happened after this.