Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
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Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is getting engaged. He broke up with me five months ago because our relationship was too serious for him. FML
Today, I found out my ex just got engaged to a girl he met 3 months ago, shortly before he ended our 5 year relationship. His reason for breaking up was that he didn't believe in marriage and couldn't be with someone who wanted to get married. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 5 years only got divorced last year. I never even knew he was married. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
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JonBall 17
If she hasn't done so herself, I suggest the both of you dump his ass.
PennyLane27 32
Man.. he shoulda learned you keep your hoes in different area codes! [kidding, of course... I hope you BOTH dumped him!!]
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Comments (61)
starile 20
Yes, what wound up happening? OP, tell us the rest of the story!!
AloysiusWeasley 15
I've been on the fiancee's end, but I didn't find out this way, and she knew all about me. As long as you didn't know, your karma is clean. Your best option is to run like fun - hopefully you stuck around only long enough to get in a couple kicks before leaving that scumbag to his well-deserved fate at the hands of the woman he horribly wronged. Good luck in finding someone better, and hopefully she does too.
phillysportsfan 13
Well.. that was awkward.
yzgu 9
Don't dump him . . . yet. Set him up - and then dump him. In a way that makes him squirm. And pay. Yes, I'm Italian. I believe in a bit of revenge. Especially in matters of the heart. Jackass.
tbenson0628 14
Sorry OP. Ive been there. Mine had a girlfriend of two yrs plus a wife and two kids. This is what i found out after three months of dating, and he'd brought up marriage already. Ugh. If yours is named TOM johnson. Run for your damn life. Btw that guy lives in the clarksville, TN area for a heads up to other ladies. RUN.
koinu 1
A similar thing happened to me in my last relationship. I was with him for almost 2 years. When i broke up with him (because he was a horrible boyfriend all around anyways and i knew i wasn't going to deal with it anymore) he told me about a girl in his home country whom he'd been with for 5 years. He acted like it was no big deal and then laughed at me when i got angry.
laureta88 8
Follow up! What happened? Did you confront him? Did the fiancee dump him also??
Tutetheblack 20
Man I wonder if that guy still has his balls intact lol.
PuppiesKisses 19
I hope you got a good look at his reaction when he came out to find both of you. Maybe even a picture.