Today, I got my first job interview since the pandemic started, with Dollar Tree. The interview was going great, until I accidentally said ,"Dollar General." Safe to say I’m not getting that job. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, in this horrible job market, I finally got an interview with a dream company. But like the dumbass I am, I mentioned my baby in the interview and got the "look" from the interviewer. Bye bye yet another job. FML
Today, I made the major mistake of trusting a fart during a job interview. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Hell yes!" in front of a potential employer and a group of kids before an interview at a daycare center. FML
Today, I went to a job interview and, feeling nervous, accidentally knocked over the interviewer's Mountain Dew. Trying to recover, I blurted out, "Don't worry, I'm used to cleaning up messes." The awkward silence that followed made it clear I wouldn't be cleaning up anything in their office. FML
Today, I drooled on myself during a job interview and was immediately dismissed. This isn’t the first time it’s happened. FML
Today, for the first time in months, a potential employer was willing to give me a job. On my way out of the interview, I tripped over and broke a 1000 dollar glass table. FML
Today, I was interviewed by a WalMart employee for a position in their pharmacy. I didn't get the job. I was more qualified than the woman who gave me the interview. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I had to drop my daughter off with my babysitter first. When I got to the interview, I got a weird look from the vice president of the company. I had lime green poop running down the side of my white blouse. FML
Today, I went to my first ever job interview, in a totally stressed out state. The employer's first question was: "What's your name?" I forgot. FML
Today, after months of job hunting, I finally got a phone interview with a company. Excited, I prepared for the interview and conducted extensive research on the company. The interview ended within a minute. They'd got the wrong person. FML
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KristyRoseTakeMeHome 12
Don't count yourself out just get.
abolisk 2
family dollar is owned by dollar tree. dollar general, i don’t believe, is associated with them
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KristyRoseTakeMeHome 12
Don't count yourself out just get.
jkjorn 18
Aren't they owned by the same corporation anyway? You might still be okay OP, I bet even the people already working there get them confused.
abolisk 2
family dollar is owned by dollar tree. dollar general, i don’t believe, is associated with them
abolisk 2
i don’t think so. i think it’s just family dollar is owned by dollar yree
bleachedraven 14
abolisk is right...but yes, easily confusing for people working there too, lol
Glitterbaby2613 20
tomato tomahtoe 😂😂 you'll be aight, all of them are considered in the family
Jonkbaby 23
It happens to the best of us- way to go on job hunting. That takes a lot of energy