Today, I'm in my third week at a new job. Using an online service our company recommends, I accidentally downloaded a virus that is now working its way through our website, randomly sending our customers Viagra ads via our email. I personally had to tell the founder of the company. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML
Today, I accidentally downloaded a virus, which hijacked my email program. I somehow doubt the Dean at my university will thank me for my suggestion that he too could experience 100% natural male enhancement pills. FML
Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, my email got hacked and sent all my contacts something for Viagra. My husband thinks I really sent it to him on purpose and now won't even talk to me. FML
Today, our company got hacked. Our secretary fell for someone badly impersonating the head of customer service and sent them a full list of employee information from one of our new clients. The boss wants to blame us in IT for not training her on how to avoid this. He fell for a phishing attack last week. FML
Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML
Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML
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Top comments
alexis83188 24
I'm sure he'll take the news pretty... Hard
ellabellaboom 24
Looks like you're in a stiff position...
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Comments (45)
kibster9 20
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kibster9 20
I down voted this by the way, it wouldn't fricken delete
alexis83188 24
I'm sure he'll take the news pretty... Hard
cole_tyler42 21
It'll hit him pretty hard. OP, if your boss is still pissed after 4 hours, then he needs to consult a psychiatrist.
vikky538 29
He might even use that ad to buy that stuff. Who knows
rlak111 19
#10 deserves more up votes than that
kibster9 20
I bet that was real HARD to tell your boss... I'm bad at puns, but in all seriousness that stinks OP. I hope you can get rid of the virus and apologize to your customers and get this sorted out!
quickit 24
Hopefully he doesn't take the news too hard... Edit: Didn't see #2's comment.
tranced_ 45
Did you tried turning it on and off again ?
pedopears 18
try*
ellabellaboom 24
Looks like you're in a stiff position...
odamaliekh 26
Don't let it get to your head, OP. Just keep on working hard! It sucks, but it'll be okay, hopefully it won't penetrate the customers fire wall!
manlytarts 28
Hehe, penetrate
gosh_mate 30
Chin up OP, at least you have the excuse that the website was recommended to you!
Chloe555_fml 27
I'm sure the punishment will be stiff. Lesson learned, a very rigid lesson learned.
MrsPegg 45
Haha, that blows but is freakin hilarious at the same time. Hopefully it turns out ok for you OP. You did use a service they recommend, so it wasn't purposely malicious