Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet, and my wife. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML
Today, I discovered that my cleaning lady steals valuables from me, and covered it up by saying that "the vacuum must've eaten it." FML
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
Today, I found out why I haven't been getting my bank statements for the past couple of months. My parents have been hiding them from me, because they've been stealing from it. FML
Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML
Today, I learned why so much money has been missing from my credit card account. My boyfriend stole it, and has been buying toys for his 3 children. I never knew he had kids. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
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sunflower226 0
does he wear a speedo?
Brannie 4
this is why watching **** is educating. everyone knows the pool boy always gets some.
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Comments (185)
MaskingTape 2
Least your pool was clean.
Pentium_4 27
nope. chuck testa. check out OP's name :/
U_Go_Boom 0
Read his name bud it is still dirty ha
Every1luvsfmls 6
Quagmire
skullcandifiedDJ 5
The kid surprisingly got balls for someone who has yet to grow some pubic hair
MaskingTape 2
My apologies for disregarding his name and reading his fml. Seems his pool is that very last of his immediate concerns though
lawls79 14
OP I feel for you brother! Keep your head up.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Money, cash. Money cash hoes!
Showtime00 0
:3
Colonel_Lexi 18
OP don't you watch those cheesy soap operas and bad pornos? The wife ALWAYS cheats on her husband with the help, especially pool boys.
icanhazblivions 1
the people who wronged him. i.e. the pool boy and his wife. yeah.
RaggleFrock 13
Who was your pool cleaner, Puck? I can get down with it...
niznor99 6
Don't get a pool boy kiddies!! They'll steal your soul.
tatababe 1
Reminds me of desperate housewives
tjv3 10
Sue him and then lick his ass
bioboy725 10
I hope to god that was a typo.
blushy 14
point of the story:don't get a pool boy
wildhorseman 32
#1 rule of owning a pool: never hire an attractive person and give them access to the inside of your home.
sunflower226 0
does he wear a speedo?
olpally 33
Who cares about what he wears?? Fyl Op, beat the **** out of both of them.. No one should ever have to experience that..
Tweekz14 5
Your wife left you for a pool cleaner, you must have been doing something wrong.
bmwguy01 8
26- Op was a pool cleaner before, he should of saw it coming
The_Troller 14
*Have *Seen I feel dirty now.
22cute 17
Ha Ha #26 that's the first thing I thought also!
TrollololSlayer 3
Abduction is not a joke people!
OHai15 12
104-that movie sucked :P
Jamialia 5
You mean budgie smugglers right?
ladyLALAA 29
I agree 26, you're just meant to have a secret affair with the pool boy, not leave them!
scottieclark 4
Kill both of then
SecretMe00 5
IM SORRY OP THAT YOU LOST ALL THAT. ESPECIALLY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. :-(
immaMonsta 8
Well the things he's stolen previously, must've not been too important to you then...FYL for your wife leaving you though.
YakuzaxGeneralz 9
I'm not sure the items were actually "stolen" given the pool boy was screwing his wife.
22cute 17
I'm not really sure you are an idiot...no wait, yes I am!
YakuzaxGeneralz 9
I'm not an idiot.
UnknwnClassicGrl 5
I hope you can at least get your wife back! Lol
Margemander 4
Why would he want her back after that? I wouldn't want her after the pool boy has "cleaned" her.
Redoxx_fml 22
Or filled her with "chlorine"
Characterise 0
Um that's why you do everything yourself you just received the desperate housewives treatment it actually happened in the show but it was a gardener
downtime 13
He has a proof of ownership, it wouldn't be too difficult...
sunflower226 0
if he wears a skimpy suit, where does he hide his stolen goods?
Bladian 5
He cleans the pool. As in he probably wears jeans and a t shirt or even a jumpsuit. I'm not sure what you think pool boy means.
sunflower226 0
I was referring to the stereotypical athletic, muscular pool boy who wears a skimpy speedo and is the fantasy of the housewife
yummy_richkid 3
Our pool "boy" is old, fat, and often cleans our pool shirtless. But thankfully he wears jeans. Still sadface though D:
rabbittboi 18
38 - It sounds like the housewives your talking about watch too much ****.
rabbittboi 18
I do know the difference between your and you're. Apparently I'm too tired to care or edit.
bootyful86 7
Hahaha. Best. Comment. Ever.
Gothicbunnyx3 16
Haha at OP'S name. Why don't you get some revenge, instead of a pool boy.. get a pool girl. ;)
StopDropNRoll 11
Who is he getting revenge on?
DaySetsFire 2
So the pool boy can have the pool girl and his wife? Good call on that
Thizzkidsgotgame 7
Is there such thing as a hot pool girl?
Cat_Daniels 6
#137 HE MENT SO HE CAN HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH THE POOL GIRL!
daisyismydog 3
FYL.
scottieclark 4
Sell all your stuff. And run with the money.
slick5880 22
Sell all HER stuff and have a night on the town. Make sure you change the locks first!
Brannie 4
this is why watching **** is educating. everyone knows the pool boy always gets some.
EduJav321 24
That and the pizza guy
Characterise 0
basically any.... tradie....
Swiftly 0
Don't forget the plumber!
melbournearsenal 18
And the job interviewer !
JRokka850 6
You hit the nail on the head lol I wouldn't even risk it...clean my own dam pool lol
Kurliez408 32
Legally Blonde was just as education about pool boys