Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML
Today, I was asking my best friend to tell me all the boys she’d had sex with, because I thought she had slept with my boyfriend. She accidentally said my dad. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML
Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML
Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML
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Top comments
PolishHammer 0
Wow umm I'd kill her
ImaCanuck 0
Ew.... how old is your dad and friend? sounds kind of pedo.
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Comments (354)
RedPillSucks 33
Well, I guess it's always good to have goals.
binababy018 0
that's gross....she's a bitch hope ur not friends with her anymore lol. and ur dad is weird haha sucks for u
newmxr 0
omg thts to funny!!! xD
ajruok 8
47 I love ur lips!
Emmy_The_Great 2
perv? are you the dad from this FML?
rofflewaffle 9
Ew, why? They're like greasy versions of those giant novelty wax lips. It kinda freaks me out when I see them.
pinkpillowz 0
hope your parents are divorced!!
beesmakewax 3
that's totally the standard storyline to the kind of **** that I like to jack off to
pinkpillowz 0
I cant belive someones dad would actully do that!! :()
sculp91 0
omg I'm sorry
TheWicked 4
If you friend is hot, your dad is totally the most lucky guy ever :o
jdfml90 0
This is actually an FML. **** I feel sorry for you.