Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML
Today, I was asking my best friend to tell me all the boys she’d had sex with, because I thought she had slept with my boyfriend. She accidentally said my dad. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML
Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML
Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML
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Top comments
PolishHammer 0
Wow umm I'd kill her
ImaCanuck 0
Ew.... how old is your dad and friend? sounds kind of pedo.
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Comments (354)
adyson_fml 0
so what did you do to deserve it?
Kit_Phaux 0
Wow... I don't care if he is hot or not, you don't sleep with your best friends parents (and if you do, you sure as hell make sure they don't find out about it!)
nexttimeblue 0
thank god for girls with daddy issues! unless she's underage of course...because then i would have to say, thank god for minors with daddy issues!!jk
Artsygirl90 14
How old is your friend?
Cornflames 0
lol atleast she warned you!
tarheels32388 0
Damn!? Why your bed? He should atleast do this is his own bed if he is going to cheat on your mom... I mean she's gonna find out anyway, now that you know what's going on!
Daerauko 0
maybe mommy was home...
debbiess 0
That is pretty disturbing! And so wrong in so many ways... and really gross! Sorry for you OP.
sapphirestar 0
Omg why is your best friend such a ****? This is just so gross. op please go find other real friend!
homicidaltendenc_fml 0
hahaha!! Wow...your friend is a ***** and your dad is a pedophile. Congratulations! Your life really is ****** up.
kportal69 5
thats how my husband was made.
llppjhddt 0
you from alabama?