Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. FML
Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
Today, my six year-old son maxed my credit card on Robux. FML
Today, I found out that my 14-year-old son spent hundreds of dollars on what appears to be a misogynist multi-level marketing hustlers' website. How did he pay for this horseshit, and how did I found out? My PayPal account sent me emails, telling me that several purchases had been made, but too late for me stop them. FML
Today, I told my son if he wanted the new internet password he had to clean his room. I then caught him disconnecting my laptop from the internet. Turns out he changed the password months ago and now if I want the new password he wants £50. I ended up paying. I'm actually proud of the sneaky sod. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my son and unbeknownst to me, he had secretly added a bunch of expensive games he wanted to the trolley. I was too embarrassed at the till to make a fuss as there was a huge line behind me. I watched as my normal £50 shopping bill climbed to over £400. FML
Today, in response to the guy whose son told him to fuck off for disturbing his one day off a week, my son spent literally his entire savings account for a deposit on a shitbox one bedroom house because he’s sick of his dad finding him things to do every ten minutes, and I don’t even blame him. FML
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
Today, my son got an email saying he could win an iPad if he just entered his credit card number. He asked for mine, telling me that it was so he could buy some school supplies online, so I gave it to him. The internet just conned a credit card number out of a 17-year-old nitwit. And me. FML
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Gerrito 0
Well take his ipod and don't give him any money till the 600$ are paid off. Can parents not raise their children anymore, that's just sad.
cdawg145236 1
your lucky he hasn't found the $999.99 apps yet
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madturtle 0
YDI for attaching your credit card info to his account.
Oniat 2
And that's when you take his iPod away. Easy solution. Hell, like others have said, sell it. Make him mow lawns and silly work like that to get your money back.
kimboyett 0
sell the iPod, and anything else he might have that's worth anything.. like a guitar or an xbox, a tv or a car... oh and take the door to his room... and beat his ass!!!!
macs4evr 7
you know you can give him a set amount of money on the account; you don't have to give him your credit card and bank account number. some people don't know how to use technology.
rebecca_marie_21 0
YDI, sorry if you are sending your son to his room he sounds to young to have an iPod.
KittyJay 3
beat him... I'm sorry... but sending him to his room isn't doing anything... sit him down, let him know who's in charge.. if it fails, BEAT him...
iwishicould 7
why in the world is yourrr credit card attached to hisss iPod? I mean, goodness. make him pay it back! and take the iPod.
Igor_g5 0
Why does your son have your credit card on his iTunes account? You're just stupid and deserve it.
Taylorswift137 0
WTF? that was such a stupid one to put on! yur a bitch for doing that! you got an ass wipe as a kid
fox333 0
wow y did u give him your card info and y diddent you take his comp and mp3 player away