Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. FML
Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
Today, my six year-old son maxed my credit card on Robux. FML
Today, I found out that my 14-year-old son spent hundreds of dollars on what appears to be a misogynist multi-level marketing hustlers' website. How did he pay for this horseshit, and how did I found out? My PayPal account sent me emails, telling me that several purchases had been made, but too late for me stop them. FML
Today, I told my son if he wanted the new internet password he had to clean his room. I then caught him disconnecting my laptop from the internet. Turns out he changed the password months ago and now if I want the new password he wants £50. I ended up paying. I'm actually proud of the sneaky sod. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my son and unbeknownst to me, he had secretly added a bunch of expensive games he wanted to the trolley. I was too embarrassed at the till to make a fuss as there was a huge line behind me. I watched as my normal £50 shopping bill climbed to over £400. FML
Today, in response to the guy whose son told him to fuck off for disturbing his one day off a week, my son spent literally his entire savings account for a deposit on a shitbox one bedroom house because he’s sick of his dad finding him things to do every ten minutes, and I don’t even blame him. FML
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
Today, my son got an email saying he could win an iPad if he just entered his credit card number. He asked for mine, telling me that it was so he could buy some school supplies online, so I gave it to him. The internet just conned a credit card number out of a 17-year-old nitwit. And me. FML
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Top comments
Gerrito 0
Well take his ipod and don't give him any money till the 600$ are paid off. Can parents not raise their children anymore, that's just sad.
cdawg145236 1
your lucky he hasn't found the $999.99 apps yet
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gardenwhipped 5
give away everything he owns to goodwill buy him 5 pairs of jeans from walmart buy him 8 t-shirts all the same. let him have a blanket on the floor put a note on his wall for when he comes home. How do you like my app? and of course iphones/telephones/computers are all taken away. You can inform his school that his papers will be hand written for the rest of the school year.
NanoGirl 4
YDI for parental fail in the highest order. Overindulgent parents are a big part of why this generation is so f**ked. Don't just ground your kid. Whoop his ass. Corporal punishment is legal in EVERY state. So use it. Also, take everything of value that you ever gave him and sell it to make up the cost. iPod, videogames/consoles, and computer. All of it. Cell phone too, if they have one.
johnnyb7307 0
CRUSH IT!!! Make him suffer!
xgirxcupcakex 0
now heres an idea. TAKE THE KIDS IPOD. OR AT LEAST TURN OFF THE WIFI WHEN HES GROUNDED.
GetOwnedPuppy 0
why is your credit card set to his iTunes account. my parents don't even do that, and they trust me
MrMustangg 0
smash it in front of him, that'll learn him
Disasterpiece864 0
Maybe from now on, take the iPod away and THEN send him to his room. Hopefully, he doesn't have an iPod anymore because you took it from him, put it in a blender, then turned it on high. That's what should happen.
lanbee 0
CHANGE the iTunes password and take his iPod away.
Noyes654 0
As his parent, take away his iPod and sell it. No joke, grow a backbone.
disconinja924 5
u rlly must be retarded. make him pay it , but let him keep his ipod so if he buys any more, he just has to pay more. lesson learned.