Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML
Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML
Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML
Today, despite my warnings, my only son married a girl I hate. To protest their marriage, I wore a white dress to the wedding. Her maid of honor "tripped" and spilled red wine all over me. FML
Today, my son took his very first steps. Unfortunately, it was during my sister's wedding. She had a full-blown bridezilla meltdown over how he "stole her spotlight". FML
Today, while in the yard, my 18-month-old son decided to take off running into the road, where a car was driving. I rushed after him, only for one of my dress straps to suddenly break without warning. It must have looked like I was trying to flag down the driver with my flailing tit. FML
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
Today, my son and I attended the funeral of a family friend. It went as well as any funeral could, up until the point that my apparently drunk son tried to grope the widow. I came an inch away from causing my son to need his own funeral. FML
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360XBOXFTW 0
Future pimp
DatDappyDde 0
do the same in his wedding.
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Comments (140)
360XBOXFTW 0
Future pimp
dayve 0
A pimp practicing with his mother...
GiggidyPants 0
4 yr old mac daddy lol
Takador 3
Its all part of the contract :)
hellogoodbye1996 6
the church probably thought your dress falling was the horrible event that was to happen before the 2nd coming of Christ
juicedboi 7
Well the little guy is going to heaven. And i am fairly sure 95% of the men in that church just committed some sort of sin.
Livinia 11
He's just showing the groom what to do at the end of the night.
ritbbehindu 0
lol^ And person above the person above me, made me lol so hard
mfmylifesrsly 30
lmao 46 :)) ...am I the only who thinks (if his mother breastfed him) that he either was hungry or misses them boobies? lol
FYLimhoYDI 0
she didn't breast feed me, but I miss em!
LaughinStock 16
lol 59
ShadowTheDumbass 10
that's retarded
Newboyz00185 0
Empty the clip And roll the window up.
lolboy300 0
Must have been the breast wedding ever.
nerdytacos 3
lol^^
sarahsarahsarahs 0
lol nice
loserlikemee 0
hahahhahaha
ThatSucksAlotYDI 0
ohhh, that sucks!
krazyvato 0
you actually deserved it honestly
lilmisslovely13 15
32 How did she deserve it? That doesn't make any sense.
CryMoreFMLs 15
32 is just a sad depressed man because he didn't get to see them. And with his attitude, probably never will.
DatDappyDde 0
do the same in his wedding.
tub944 0
at OP, Pics or it didn't happen!
dufelbag 0
lol
pugpuggy 21
Let's just hope he's wearing a dress!
Radek18 0
I'm sure the priest enjoyed that
DontModMeDammit 10
Well if it was a Catholic priest then I'm sure he would have preferred the 4 year old son to give "the show."
Radek18 0
I was going to say this as well buy too lazy xD
Radek18 0
*but
nonamericandolla 6
tats just being an ass
armorf0r 7
people will definitely notice you that way. lol
Kawboy 1
damn and I missed it!
dylpikle 0
same damn thing I sed when I read this!
alyslove 5
was your son imitating Justin timberlake?
Gerrito 0
Any pictures?
Chuck94_fml 0
hot
cgchamp89 7
Could have been nasty... you never know
xoCOURTNIEox 0
haha wow, sounds exciting !
Gerrito 0
Indeed
CryMoreFMLs 15
Hm yes quite so. Hm Hm.