Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. FML
Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
Today, my six year-old son maxed my credit card on Robux. FML
Today, I found out that my 14-year-old son spent hundreds of dollars on what appears to be a misogynist multi-level marketing hustlers' website. How did he pay for this horseshit, and how did I found out? My PayPal account sent me emails, telling me that several purchases had been made, but too late for me stop them. FML
Today, I told my son if he wanted the new internet password he had to clean his room. I then caught him disconnecting my laptop from the internet. Turns out he changed the password months ago and now if I want the new password he wants £50. I ended up paying. I'm actually proud of the sneaky sod. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my son and unbeknownst to me, he had secretly added a bunch of expensive games he wanted to the trolley. I was too embarrassed at the till to make a fuss as there was a huge line behind me. I watched as my normal £50 shopping bill climbed to over £400. FML
Today, in response to the guy whose son told him to fuck off for disturbing his one day off a week, my son spent literally his entire savings account for a deposit on a shitbox one bedroom house because he’s sick of his dad finding him things to do every ten minutes, and I don’t even blame him. FML
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
Today, my son got an email saying he could win an iPad if he just entered his credit card number. He asked for mine, telling me that it was so he could buy some school supplies online, so I gave it to him. The internet just conned a credit card number out of a 17-year-old nitwit. And me. FML
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Top comments
Gerrito 0
Well take his ipod and don't give him any money till the 600$ are paid off. Can parents not raise their children anymore, that's just sad.
cdawg145236 1
your lucky he hasn't found the $999.99 apps yet
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Comments (355)
Fuutballer 0
Your son is young enough to be sent to his room, but old enough for an ipod??? Stop spoiling your child and he won't be such a little punk.
LakersFanatiC 3
YDI for being stupid OP! buy your son itunes cards instead of linking ur credit card to his ipod account :/
cjsavage84 2
Your a moron for giving your son access to a credit card or I tunes account
buddyguyfriend 1
there are so many mean things I want to say right now. this is your fault not his. you've raised him to think this is ok. stop being a pussy and be a parent. take the iPod and hit him in the face with it 600 times. or teach your son there are rules. don't send them to their room. make them sit next to you and spend every night with you hanging out with you. make them watch your shows. do your activities. that will drive him crazy and you'll be able to keep track of him. or you can say your in trouble go to your room and play on all your fun stuff. hmmmm
djcoco5 0
i do this too with ondemand movies. >:)
slinkydee 2
make the little rat pay you back every cent back by flipping burgers on weekends.
Nhk_fml 4
Umm your a f***king idiot for giving him your account details or ur credit card number just cancel the card and give your son vouchers that way he'll limit his spending
Doooooh 0
take your card details from the apple account, simples or set up parental controls
grdianknight 0
time for the spiteful little brat to get beat down
saturnsonic 3
Whats wrong with you stupidapple? ydi