Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. FML
Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
Today, my six year-old son maxed my credit card on Robux. FML
Today, I found out that my 14-year-old son spent hundreds of dollars on what appears to be a misogynist multi-level marketing hustlers' website. How did he pay for this horseshit, and how did I found out? My PayPal account sent me emails, telling me that several purchases had been made, but too late for me stop them. FML
Today, I told my son if he wanted the new internet password he had to clean his room. I then caught him disconnecting my laptop from the internet. Turns out he changed the password months ago and now if I want the new password he wants £50. I ended up paying. I'm actually proud of the sneaky sod. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my son and unbeknownst to me, he had secretly added a bunch of expensive games he wanted to the trolley. I was too embarrassed at the till to make a fuss as there was a huge line behind me. I watched as my normal £50 shopping bill climbed to over £400. FML
Today, in response to the guy whose son told him to fuck off for disturbing his one day off a week, my son spent literally his entire savings account for a deposit on a shitbox one bedroom house because he’s sick of his dad finding him things to do every ten minutes, and I don’t even blame him. FML
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
Today, my son got an email saying he could win an iPad if he just entered his credit card number. He asked for mine, telling me that it was so he could buy some school supplies online, so I gave it to him. The internet just conned a credit card number out of a 17-year-old nitwit. And me. FML
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Top comments
Gerrito 0
Well take his ipod and don't give him any money till the 600$ are paid off. Can parents not raise their children anymore, that's just sad.
cdawg145236 1
your lucky he hasn't found the $999.99 apps yet
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WilsonR3 0
change the iTunes password.
kalbrek009 20
take it & put it in a safe & make him "work it off" & get a job if he's old enough & make sure his check gets DIRECT deposited into your account...also either change the password or delete the iTunes account he uses YOUR card # to purchase apps with...also u could do a RESET & delete on the iPod, create a new account & NOT put a bank card # in it forcing the use of pre-paid iTunes cards.
Sparx1_1 16
If your son is your enough to be sent to his room then he is too young to have an iPod in the first place. Sell the damn thing and make sure he pays the bill for anything left owing. Let him learn that his actions have consequences.
shumian 4
WHAT.A.CHAMP
Apple_2404 11
YDI! clearly you're the irresponsible one for letting your son have access to your credit card. Well done.
MangoGurl 0
cancel the whole account and erase his iPod
ballbearing 10
and you are selling the iPod along with any other gadgets of value to cover some of the cost, correct?
v4extreme 6
if he's still young enough to be "sent to his room," he's to young to be buying things on an ipod. ydi.
aerogxt 7
You're an idiot and deserve it. put the parental controls on it you pathetic excuse for a parent.
bitheway 2
At least he hasn't found the 2 apps that are 999.99 each