Today, the weird guy with the 'Elvis in Las Vegas' haircut-and-sunglasses combo who cleans tables at my work tried to hit on me. This is the most interest any man has given me in a year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, a guy tried to buy me for a dollar. I've only been there a week and it's the third time it's happened. FML
Today, a guy was hitting on me when I was at a café. I told him I was married, but it didn't deter him, so I told him to go away. Later, my husband came home from work with his boss for dinner and sure enough, it was the same guy who was hitting on me. Suffice to say, it was one awkward dinner night. FML
Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. FML
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
Today, I'm so insecure that I was still slightly flattered when the demented old man at the nursing home where I work hit on me, because at least somebody finds me attractive. FML
Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. FML
Today, I, someone who has experienced only one romantic relationship in my 35 years (which ended 8 years ago), was hit on by a homeless drug felon client at work. FML
Today, I was in an elevator when some awkward geeky-looking guy walked in. He asked me how my day was, but I said, “You’re not my type, don’t even try.” An hour later, I was at a concert. Turns out he was the lead singer of the opening band. He glared at me angrily when he noticed me in the crowd. FML
Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML
Today, an attractive man hit on me for the first time since I ended my 3-year relationship with my cheating ex. Then the man told me he'd just gotten out of prison last week. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Maybe that's because you ain't nothin' but a hound dog? You'd better get with that hunka hunka burnin' love before Elvis has left the building and you end up in Heartbreak Hotel. Thank ya -- thank ya very much.
juggalo2 22
Sounds like you're no prize yourself. Why not give him a chance since you don't have any better offers on the table? At least it will give you a chance to refine your approach or learn warning signs.
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RichardPencil 32
Maybe that's because you ain't nothin' but a hound dog? You'd better get with that hunka hunka burnin' love before Elvis has left the building and you end up in Heartbreak Hotel. Thank ya -- thank ya very much.
Charlie Given 28
🤣🤣😂 LMFAO
juggalo2 22
Sounds like you're no prize yourself. Why not give him a chance since you don't have any better offers on the table? At least it will give you a chance to refine your approach or learn warning signs.
Wadlaen 24
I'd say Go for it! And I wish you the best of luck!😉
BurnInDemonFire 39
He's just trying to bring back the pompadour, uh-huh-huh.
MaleficusTheUnsung 16
Id fukz with eet