Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML
Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML
Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML
Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML
Today, after coming home from school, I found that two birds had made a nest above the porch light. This wouldn't be a problem if they stopped attacking me every time I get within 5 feet of them. FML
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
Today, I tried to pet what I thought was a cute cat under my porch. As it turned out, it was actually a raccoon. It hissed at me, and I screamed so loud that my neighbors came running. FML
Today, I tried to take a selfie with a squirrel and it bit me. FML
Today, when I stepped outside, I found out my neighbors forgot to leash their mean-ass dog when he promptly started charging at me. If not for the black cat who lives outside my house, who I've fed before, jumping in and somehow single-handedly whooping his ass, I'd probably be dead. You don't fuck with stray cats. FML
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mister_moops 0
lol. did they bite?
netbeui435 3
scary.
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Comments (101)
SpieceTexas55 0
Wow my dog has killed squirrels and tried to bring them into the house. Maybe you should get some better dogs. And why does everyone hate Texas? Maybe we should just secede...
MissArthur16 0
My dog would have gone after them lol
Paige_Nicole10 0
sounds fake, the only time a squirrels ever let me get near it was when it was nearly dead, and im sure your dogs were adgitating them, not the other way around
n0lovesongs 0
I went on vacation in the Florida Keys, and at the nature reserve where the loading dock for dive trips are located, the squirrels are so used to humans that they literally chase you. It's pretty freaky.
dany_luvs_music 0
squirrels are EVIL!!! i went camping and a squirrel was throwing stuff at us from the trees and it did that every time we were walking under that tree. real squirrels make the one from ice age look like a harmless little bunny. FYL.
FuzzyWalnuts 0
YDI for running away from squirrels. If they get a tude you kick the little bastards.
mynameisnotjudie 0
LMAO!!!!!!!!
sarahtolkien 8
"You know squirrels can be deadly when cornered"
x_Leopard_x 1
Lol, squirrels are always nice to me. xD That sucks, though. D=
19fml18 0
Haha, wow. What a douche
9az00 0
12 gauge. nuff said