Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML
Today, my wife asked our 17 year-old son to clean his room. Following up, he lied to his mom and said it was clean. After rechecking his room, he began to throw things and I returned to find holes punched in the walls. I went and patched the holes, after which he immediately kicked more holes. FML
Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML
Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I found out I can sneak out of my house... but not back in. FML
Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML
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FFML_314 12
That is awesome!
competlybaked 0
lol I always tried to make a secret laboratory.
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persephone13 0
.....mom????! This sounds like one of my brother's shenanigans. Other memorable ones include busting down our stockade fence with a baseball bat because he wanted to build a "fort," busting down the neighbor's NEW stockade fence two days later because he still wanted the fort, and thought no one lived there--yet, wiring the tiny toolshed in the backyard for cable and electricity by punching a hole in his floor and running wires under our house and backyard to said shed (No, he is NOT an electrician!) and more recently trying to "sneak" his first rebellious days of drinking by leaving beer bottles and half empty shot glasses right in our front yard, then finishing the vodka in the liquor cabinet and replacing it with water. Ahh, my little bro. Gonna miss him when he leaves for basic. :-)
FFML_314 12
Welcome to story time. Gather around children.
bobulant 0
Too long. Did not read.
FFML_314 12
Pendatik, no talking during class!
FFML_314 12
Yeah, well he's a moron. I expect more from you. *Shakes finger*
SaintE_fml 0
and where were you during this 36 innocent????
FFML_314 12
Such a bad influence!
FFML_314 12
Brick? Wood? No. I made a hole in my wall that led into the hallway. I just had to get through sheet rock. I was a bulky little shit! I will flick them to the moon.
ninjadude853 0
your kid is AWESOME
FFML_314 12
LOL, OC I'm not impressed with you assuming OPs child was strong enough to make a hole from the outside in. No wonder you were confused. Superman is weak.
FYLDeep 26
I think he would stop once he got completely itchy touching the fiberglass insulation.
Ur_REmEdy 0
thats AWESUM!!
JeffGoesRawrr 0
xDD Favorited.
FFML_314 12
One that kicks major ass!
coffee_enima 0
if your kid's any older than 8, it was a green room. Not a 'secret entrance'
FFML_314 12
Not something you want to brag about. LOL!