Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML
Today, my wife asked our 17 year-old son to clean his room. Following up, he lied to his mom and said it was clean. After rechecking his room, he began to throw things and I returned to find holes punched in the walls. I went and patched the holes, after which he immediately kicked more holes. FML
Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML
Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I found out I can sneak out of my house... but not back in. FML
Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML
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FFML_314 12
That is awesome!
competlybaked 0
lol I always tried to make a secret laboratory.
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Comments (189)
kewirox 1
that's awesomecyour son's boss
MarieXD 0
Hahahahahahahaha. I lol'd. FYL
cathyran25 0
haha epic win I have an idea put a big wardrobe in front of it so ur kid can go 2 narnia I would totally do that lol
epic94 0
lmfao your son is an epic win
L0stnwundrland 0
Hahahaha! Now get him to work on that moat!
L0stnwundrland 0
at least you would have and easy move out exit.
Zx6r 7
lmao a moat! that made my day good one #181
paradisepeace24 0
looks like that's coming out of his allowance
Sawm11 0
that's adorable. it wouldn't be as adorable if I had to replace it tho.
ReginaldHLG 0
Can i trade your Child for my little brother? I hope to have a child that flipping awesome some day. a secret entrance. those are the random weird urges I have sometimes.