Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same woman who secretly pleasures my husband for money. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I found out that my wife of 12 years has slept with the workmen we've had working on our long term building project. They call her the "quickie queen". FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
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Top comments
cjwayy 22
Ooh, what a twist of fate!
extremereviews 26
She really sucks
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Comments (103)
PenguinBitch 44
Your husband's reaction to every joke should have given it away: OP: *jokes about call-girl* husband: oh yeah...hahaha*nervous and sweats profusely and checks wallet too*
annie917 15
You better hope your husband hasn't secretly given you any STDs.
Ogodwhyzzz 6
Hate to say it but YDI. Shouldn't joke about other people behind their back. Now you're the butt of the joke.
cocacola999 27
While her husband's after another butt...
Noreason89 6
Not sure how joking about a call girl warrants a cheating spouse.
Flowtastic 16
17 - not sure how a person (at the time unbeknownst to the OP) who is making money with no impact on another warrants shaming and to be made fun of.
Kiki242 19
She should not have made fun of her but that does not mean she deserves to be cheated on.
Flowtastic 16
I don't know about you. But someone who talks about another behind their back, with no provocation might just be miserable enough to not want to be intimate with.
Pandaling 12
@ 37- No impact on another? You're kidding, right? Most men who go to call girls are married. This is well known. I couldn't respect anyone, paid or not, that helps someone cheat on their spouse knowingly.
Flowtastic 16
87 - do you have some statistics to back that up? Or are you just going by what you see in movies? Most men who utilize call girls are lonely, depressed, and feeling unattractive. While some of them may be married, the marriage is/was likely long over before they decided to use a call girl for their needs.
uzee 29
The way you said it - so it wouldn't be so bad if it was a different call girl?
vikky538 29
its the biggest twist...I have heard in recent times...sorry OP your life sucks...
sydstoomuch 19
Call girl - 1 You - 0
dakatabg 31
Now you know where the money are going
iamaduck_fml 7
What the actual ****.
joopjoop 19
a call girl... being a call girl?
Shikonphoenix_fml 12
I'm sorry, that's terrible. What a dick :( you're better off.