Today, I found out that the last of my super feminist "I'm never getting tied to a man" college friends got engaged. Apparently, I should have tried that tactic, as my current partner in life is my goldfish. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw yet another dear friend from uni get married, living the good life in their new home. Here am I in my 30s, with no love life, and feeling like that's never going to be for me. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, the last of my college friends is getting married and now I'm the last single one. Don't worry though, if one ever gets a divorce we can hang out again. FML
Today, I found out that the last girl from my graduating high school class is engaged to her boyfriend. I'm now the only guy from high school who's still single and I'm not even 30 yet. FML
Today, I got engaged. My family is already placing bets on how long it will take for my fiancée to "wise up and ditch" me. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, my best friend got engaged to the guy she's been seeing for five years. He also happens to be the man I've been in love with for eight. As she was giving me the details, she nonchalantly gave me her reason for accepting the proposal: "Why the hell not, there's always divorce." FML
Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I excitedly showed my new roommate my pet fish. She then told me about how she purposely starved her last fish to see how long it would take before they started eating each other before starving to death. FML
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Top comments
rorex 26
If that's what you think feminism is about, damn.
strangelightning 15
I think femism is the most misunderstood term in the world. What part of "equality for all genders" is so hard to understand?
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Comments (42)
kristinjeaneen 21
Well, at least you're not completely alone.
bobslawnservice 16
If you think that is what feminism is about do everyone a favour and stay single.
GrizzlyBayer8 3
If you are a feminist prepare to spend the rest of your life with a fish
edmunson 22
Find feminism in the dictionary, Wikipedia, or somewhere that can explain it doesn't mean to stay alone OR mistrust the opposite sex!
Noela Abney 5
I hope you don't think feminism is about living without a man, because **** men *eye roll* You got it all wrong if you do. you should've aimed to be your own person and not like your friends.