Today, I found out that the last girl from my graduating high school class is engaged to her boyfriend. I'm now the only guy from high school who's still single and I'm not even 30 yet. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the last of my college friends is getting married and now I'm the last single one. Don't worry though, if one ever gets a divorce we can hang out again. FML
Today, I found out yet another friend is engaged, and a few more are having babies. I'm still young and have time, and I have a wonderful kiddo and boyfriend, but I also feel left out. FML
Today, I found out I was single by scrolling through Facebook and seeing my (now ex) boyfriend's relationship as "single." I was at work, in the middle of my shift. I haven't been electronically dumped since Middle School. He's 36. FML
Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML
Today, I saw yet another dear friend from uni get married, living the good life in their new home. Here am I in my 30s, with no love life, and feeling like that's never going to be for me. FML
Today, as I was creeping on social media, I realized that literally everyone I've ever dated is either happily married, engaged, or in a relationship. My last date was at the beginning of the summer. FML
Today, while browsing Facebook, I found out that today was my school's class reunion. I was the ONLY one not invited. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
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Top comments
Robert Cruikshank 7
Boo, I’m 55 and never married. It can be boring and lonely, and the sex life sucks. But all your money is yours to spend. Where you live is your choice. The church you attend is your choice. If you wish to have a beer on a Wednesday night, your choice. There are pluses to being single.
RichardPencil 32
I'm sorry for you. Getting married is the only way to find happiness in life. Even if you have to rush to find a mate, you're better off with someone completely wrong for you than being alone.
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Comments (10)
RichardPencil 32
I'm sorry for you. Getting married is the only way to find happiness in life. Even if you have to rush to find a mate, you're better off with someone completely wrong for you than being alone.
mayaklast 12
Truer words were never spoken. I can tell you speak from experience, Mr Pencil. Sorry OP, your life is over. Now, you just have to wait for the next one... and try to be more quick about things the second time around!
Ambrily 27
Whoever has down voted you two, has no idea what sarcasm and irony are and should feel bad.
Robert Cruikshank 7
Boo, I’m 55 and never married. It can be boring and lonely, and the sex life sucks. But all your money is yours to spend. Where you live is your choice. The church you attend is your choice. If you wish to have a beer on a Wednesday night, your choice. There are pluses to being single.
ojoRojo 27
Is your graduating class freakishly small? I feel like it’s not normal for EVERYONE in a graduating class to get married except for one person. I graduated with 285 other people, which isn’t a particularly large class, and I know for a fact they’re not all married.
Tessa Marie Rothrock 2
same. I graduated with 300 and hell if I even know what 90% of them are up to.
ftpallday666 16
It’s okay dude, most of them will get divorced lol. And never compare yourself to others, you are where you’re meant to be, even if it doesn’t feel like it.
Sheena Schroeder 6
Don't worry. You can get in on the second round in about 5 years.
Rsonicgamer_fml 6
So, **** their lives for being so quick about it ? I mean, not being 30 yet is a good point, not a bad one. It would be a worse news if you were older (given being married seems to be a goal for you, which it shouldn't have to be)
Jonkbaby 23
Go for love because of your happiness, not because of trying to keep up with the Joneses
Matthew Irmen 11
Meh, it happens. When you do get married they will all be bitter divorcées. It evens out. Choose wisely and you will be happy
unashamedfemale 9
I wouldn’t consider this YLS or YDI or even an FML. It’s just a fact and who cares? Stop feeling sorry for yourself and don’t get married til you’re happy alone for the sake of your future potential mate!