Today, I found out that the gnat infestation in my dorm room was not caused by the recent cool weather, but rather the rotten pear I found under my roommates bed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML
Today, we have a fruit fly infestation again because my roommate keeps buying fruit and letting it rot on the counter. Despite the moldy fruit being covered in flies, she insists it's my fault because I left an empty bottle of beer out. FML
Today, when I got back to my dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML
Today, after already living with two wasps' nests, as well as gnats that plague our flower pots, we've also discovered moths in our pantry, who've ruined all of the food. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML
Today, I learned that my house's fly infestation is worse than I thought. I now have maggots crawling and dropping from my ceiling. I have to sleep under them. FML
Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML
Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
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Top comments
DaniPandi 22
That must bug you.
DocBastard 40
That's gnatsty.
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Comments (43)
tennisrapper1 14
At least they're not wasps or Mosquitos, then you'd have bumps or stings all over you. :P
agm77 9
Although gnats can bite too. And that shit sucks.
ladyLALAA 29
I know it's off topic, but is 38's photo real? This disturbs me..
loufol22 5
That's sucks you should ask to switch roomates
neverdrinkSODA 12
they are probably fruit flies op
MerrikBarbarian 9
Was gonna say, yeah those are fruit flies. Glad I'm not alone. Gnats are a different bug... And nasty little things too. Fruit flies are annoying but harmless.
omarzrgz 3
Something similar happened to me (except with all the bugs) so I went crazy looking for the source. It turned out to be a "relaxing" candle.
DocBastard 40
That's gnatsty.
DocBastard 40
I'm disappointed in your spelling and in your trolling of me in two consecutive vignettes. If you're so in love with me, do me a favour and send me a PM professing your undying love and spare the rest of the FML community your pathetic clinging.
KingOfAmazing 9
This was definitely the best pun posted.
rubberduckie94 13
Oh yeah everybody let's lynch op's roommate because they dropped a pear it rolled under the bed and maybe they had other food stuff they were bringing in and did not notice. Nasty yes, worthy of everyone threatening violence? No.
Mariebaz 11
Yes, it was.
MerrikBarbarian 9
Everything is worthy of violence if you rationalize well enough. ;)
hewro_failure 11
I hated the dorms for that reason alone my roommate was such a slob and I was clean and he stunk up the whole damn place with his dirty laundry
anniekins 6
Luckily you'll be moving out soon enough!
Sugah_Shane1 2
I think the important question is what were you doing under your roommates bed?
perdix 31
Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas . . . and pears, evidently.