Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we have a fruit fly infestation again because my roommate keeps buying fruit and letting it rot on the counter. Despite the moldy fruit being covered in flies, she insists it's my fault because I left an empty bottle of beer out. FML
Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML
Today, and for the past week, my apartment has had a terrible smell, and I couldn’t figure out where it was coming from. After tearing the place apart, I discovered the culprit: an old banana peel in my purse. I’d been carrying it around with me everywhere, including to work, and on a date. FML
Today, I lifted up a watermelon, not realising it had gone bad. The thing exploded like an alien giving birth. Stinking juice and rotten inside all over the kitchen. Even behind the build-in closets. It smells like rotten fruit cheese and I can't reach behind the closets. FML
Today, I found a mysterious container in the back of my fridge. I opened it to try and figure out what it was. I still don't know what it was, but now my entire flat smells like it. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, so I made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informed me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML
Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML
Today, I just moved into my second apartment after the first one was infested with fruit flies, which were coming out of cracks in the floor. We discovered they had tried to cover this fact up so we'd move in. Guess what this new one has? Bed bugs. I asked if there was a history of bug problems and they said no. Lies. FML
Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML
Today, after a week of wondering why my room smelled terrible, I found the culprit: a moldy sandwich I'd hidden under my bed during a movie night to avoid sharing it with my brother. I don’t know what’s worse - the smell or the fact that I was outsmarted by a sandwich. FML
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Top comments
BrittanyCelesteP 0
Call the cops and get his ass locked up for breaking and entering.
Marktheshark 0
who does that kinda shit? NO LIFE ex bf
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Comments (106)
uncbballwins 0
Fruit flies like fruit.
Frosc 0
You should write a thesis on that.
uncbballwins 0
What's a thisis? (go trolls go!!)
reggicm 0
Nice 9, sarcastic, short, and to the point...I fully support your remark. lol
the_ace1337 0
30 re-read your comment and then slap yourself. We'll all appreciate it.
xGemmi 0
win
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
I think what " squidward " was trying to say was that was really not that funny at all. sorry to burst your bubble.
rallets 23
jeans skinny like squidward
pinkandbluepsych 3
Thank you, Captain Obvious
monkeysinatree 6
or maybe he meant that the comment needed punctuation?
iranoutofnames 6
squidward! hahaha
wtfmylifedude 8
The fact that it's spelt correctly right above and you STILL spelt it wrong? (fail trolls fail)
MrsLender_fml 3
He was just leaving you little gifts, how sweet!
Soloman212 28
Like a cat, except he eats fruit.
Gigit101 0
haha yup
Tuesdaythe10th 11
Have you ever seen that alzheimers commercial with the lemons ? you never know ...
tree07 1
your ex bf must really hate u.... Its called payback OP.
ienjoithinqs 0
I would of cried and ran like a little girl.. No Joke
K410 18
Haha ikr I'm sorry but YDI for breaking the dudes heart. As they say pay back's a bitch :p
Amadog19 10
How do you know she broke his heart? Maybe hes just bat-******* insane..
Marktheshark 0
who does that kinda shit? NO LIFE ex bf
missL1z 5
I cannot believe there are people who would do that!
BrittanyCelesteP 0
Call the cops and get his ass locked up for breaking and entering.
bentleysdad11611 0
just greet him with a shotgun next fruit visit he won't come back
christyxbee 15
seconded!!!
CryMoreFMLs 15
Third-ed?
LardZilla 11
Fourth-ed!
ritbbehindu 0
^gunpowder and lead
TylersMB 0
your bf took the time to break in and place food everywhere? how old is he? hope hes your ex nowlol.
MrsLender_fml 3
?
TylersMB 0
oops...
PSQ91 6
Can I say fail? :)
staceysgenesis16 0
FAIL! lol see i did it for you! haha. jk jk :P i like your mercedes!
PSQ91 6
Holy shit! You're 16 and drive a Maserati?
staceysgenesis16 0
yeah! why u got a problem?! hmm?!! lmao jk
X0lilmommax0 0
U have an intresting background
missymoo123 0
ohhh no good!!! lucky it wasn't a steak or any meat product tht he left....or even poop 0_0
OuchAndGoodfight 5
Lmao, burning poop.
SenorRickles 0
^ Just thought of burning poop and cracked the hell up :)
HeaRTs_Girl 0
Is your boyfriend on crack or does he just really ******* hate you?
HeaRTs_Girl 0
Sorry, I misread that. So...he just really ******* hates you. :-/
CEG3 0
I think he had some pot with spongebob
tree07 1
Nothing wrong with some pot and spongebob.
cassandratierra 0
agreed
BeautifulSunshin 0
Dang! That's ****'d up.