Today, I found out that the gnat infestation in my dorm room was not caused by the recent cool weather, but rather the rotten pear I found under my roommates bed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML
Today, we have a fruit fly infestation again because my roommate keeps buying fruit and letting it rot on the counter. Despite the moldy fruit being covered in flies, she insists it's my fault because I left an empty bottle of beer out. FML
Today, when I got back to my dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML
Today, after already living with two wasps' nests, as well as gnats that plague our flower pots, we've also discovered moths in our pantry, who've ruined all of the food. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML
Today, I learned that my house's fly infestation is worse than I thought. I now have maggots crawling and dropping from my ceiling. I have to sleep under them. FML
Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML
Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
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Top comments
DaniPandi 22
That must bug you.
DocBastard 40
That's gnatsty.
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Comments (43)
cyK0tek 0
**Claymore in hands** Brace yourself. The puns are coming..!
alexup24 13
your roommate is a fruit
joposer 7
We call those FRUIT FLIES. not gnats.
MigraineurOfLife 15
We call them drunks. They are so doddly that can't fly straight therefore they sway back & forth.
gonad_gobbler 1
If only you had found two pears under the bed, you would've been able to say you found a pair of pears.
radiocrash 4
how the hell didnt you smell it before it literally rotted?
sin620_fml 0
It stinks to have a roommate doesn't it.
ClaremoreZebra 8
That's not an FML, call an exterminator bro.
bananabuttercup 8
They're fruit flies. Just get a fly trap.
ILike_Dancing123 19
Revenge is fruity! I would leave it for the roommate to pick up, seeing as its their pear.
Bob_Cat_fml 14
Isn't it "my roommate's bed" ? (Just saying. I'm French after all, I can't know English better than you …)