Today, I found out that the gnat infestation in my dorm room was not caused by the recent cool weather, but rather the rotten pear I found under my roommates bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML
Today, we have a fruit fly infestation again because my roommate keeps buying fruit and letting it rot on the counter. Despite the moldy fruit being covered in flies, she insists it's my fault because I left an empty bottle of beer out. FML
Today, when I got back to my dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML
Today, after already living with two wasps' nests, as well as gnats that plague our flower pots, we've also discovered moths in our pantry, who've ruined all of the food. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML
Today, I learned that my house's fly infestation is worse than I thought. I now have maggots crawling and dropping from my ceiling. I have to sleep under them. FML
Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML
Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
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Top comments
DaniPandi 22
That must bug you.
DocBastard 40
That's gnatsty.
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Comments (43)
DaniPandi 22
That must bug you.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
^ Like you could have thought of something better.
goldfishgod 20
21 - Why are you always such a bitch?
cyK0tek 0
Like you could've posted anything w/o criticizing someone...
xXxIracebethxXx 14
#21 - Because I can be. That's the ******* beauty of the Internet. I can be a bitch when I want and to whomever I want.
Swiftly 0
Theres a thing called being an asshole. You should probably stop being one :)
humorizer 14
Oh how cute! You think that gnats spawn out of fruits! How 1700's!
I_Hug_Cats 26
What bugs me is: why was OP looking under his roommates bed in the first place?
pompousjackass 10
This was my first thought.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
They're called fruit flies, funnily enough...
socalledbliss 0
That's absolutely disgusting. Wouldn't you smell That?
redbluegreen 41
My guess is the OP did gnat.
iamyummylicious 14
Your pun really bugs me.
iamyummylicious 14
Sorry for that. I couldn't think of anything witty or a good pun. :(
MargieDrury 1
I would have cleaned it up like my girlfriends.
emba_fml 13
...what?
jillianmathers12 13
Yum! That must have been fun cleaning that!
btstig 11
Throw a used condom on his pillow.
Swiftly 0
Throw a used pillow on his condom
Glitterhinoceros 14
Punch him in the throat with the pear.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
How does one punch another with fruit?
BarDownDaily 12
16- How does one find duckface attractive?
DomDomxoxo 16
One does not find duckface attractive.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Thank you for such nice compliments. One did not know people are so nice on FML! :) *QUACK*
DomDomxoxo 16
Oh come on we kid the duck!!
BarDownDaily 12
44- People are nice on FML. Just not to the stupid, and the ignorant.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
51 - My sarcasm must have flown WAAAAY above you head. :p
FinnishAmerican 3
Put it in his pillow
ankoku 2
His roommates car would be a better option to solve the gnat problem in the apartment.
Swiftly 0
That's peary unfortunate...
RahmEsHestos 5
Very punny
MargieDrury 1
These puns are punderful!
MargieDrury 1
Sorry I'm not good at puns.....
RahmEsHestos 5
You found it under his bed? Let him find it IN his bed!
KrayKrayGurl117 7
Ewwww. Gnats are very vicious despite their tiny size...
ankoku 2
Hopefully there wasn't 300 of them in that apartment..
KrayKrayGurl117 7
That would be terrifying o.O