Today, I found out that the girl I tutored in high school in basic ENGLISH just received her PhD in Biophysics. I am now the manager of a McDonald's. I was also the Valedictorian of our graduating class. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I lost my job to a girl that graduated with the same bachelor's degree from the same college as me. She also got a master's in an unrelated field. I've been working there 7 months, and her master's in maths apparently makes her a better athletic trainer than me. FML
Today, was my graduation from a prestigious university. In two days I start working at a hot dog stand. FML
Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML
Today, I found out that my friend makes more money than I do. She's a high school dropout and working at a retail job at the mall. I went to college for four years to get my job. FML
Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML
Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department for the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, I was at working at Burger King as a cashier. A girl I met last night came in and said, "Aren't you that guy from last night?" Last night, I had told her I was going to medical school and was going to be a doctor in less than a year. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I walked at my graduation ceremony, proudly wearing my valedictorian cords. It turns out that, after some confusion on behalf of the student services office, I was neither valedictorian nor salutatorian (by 0.2 points). I'm dating the actual valedictorian. FML
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leili 0
LOL #1. You do know that Biophysics doesn't have that much of a correlation to English, right? You should get up and DO something about your situation instead at looking at what others are doing.
sooper 0
at least you're manager and not an employee :D
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Comments (156)
Darthbane2007 19
Stop being a whiny Bitch.
may_cause_fail 0
YGI. Not for working at McDonald's, but for being someone who thinks they're smarter than someone else because English is not their first language. Maybe if you weren't so busy comparing yourself to others you would be able to get out and do what you really want to do.
crystalelizabeth 0
YDI for not taking advantage of your potential.
HahaYDI 0
YDI for being a dumb ass that helps other people succeed when you let yourself fail at the the time.
pplrretards 0
YDI for being a jackass
Melephant_fml 0
Way to make something of your life. Chump.
Syrathia 0
I like the pretty colors in a rainbow :D
tu_madre_123 0
that really sucks man... i guess its kinda your fault for not trying hard enough and following your valedictorian-ness up with college and a good job...
cmac86 24
did you go to college?
tu_madre_123 0
me? no im a freshman in high school
BoboMatrix 0
Its not really late for you to go do something better. If your not married, your job as a manager should help significantly along with tuition fees...