Today, I found out that the girl I tutored in high school in basic ENGLISH just received her PhD in Biophysics. I am now the manager of a McDonald's. I was also the Valedictorian of our graduating class. FML
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Today, I lost my job to a girl that graduated with the same bachelor's degree from the same college as me. She also got a master's in an unrelated field. I've been working there 7 months, and her master's in maths apparently makes her a better athletic trainer than me. FML
Today, was my graduation from a prestigious university. In two days I start working at a hot dog stand. FML
Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML
Today, I found out that my friend makes more money than I do. She's a high school dropout and working at a retail job at the mall. I went to college for four years to get my job. FML
Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML
Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department for the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, I was at working at Burger King as a cashier. A girl I met last night came in and said, "Aren't you that guy from last night?" Last night, I had told her I was going to medical school and was going to be a doctor in less than a year. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I walked at my graduation ceremony, proudly wearing my valedictorian cords. It turns out that, after some confusion on behalf of the student services office, I was neither valedictorian nor salutatorian (by 0.2 points). I'm dating the actual valedictorian. FML
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leili 0
LOL #1. You do know that Biophysics doesn't have that much of a correlation to English, right? You should get up and DO something about your situation instead at looking at what others are doing.
sooper 0
at least you're manager and not an employee :D
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Comments (156)
boredboisereside_fml 0
Would you like a togo cup for your bucket of tears? loser
Futt_Buck 0
Maybe she was foreign and was learning English
osht 0
A-ewww mcdonalds B-you must have a really stupid class if a md owner was validictorian... ydi micky-d
osht 0
A-ydi for walking into that godfosaken place B-you graduated from a school of dumbasses... YDI
AlwaysRejected 0
That doesn't mean shit. I had English problems in high school also. Now I'm the top student at the world's best public university :)
sdr_fml 0
OP = liberal arts major?
Paige_Nicole10 0
ydi for not taking the opportunitys that you had, also ydi for bitching about the life you ****** up yourself. but i used to work at mickey-dees and the managers get paid well, maybe not as well as a biophysicist but a good bit more than what most people around here are paid without a bachelors, masters, or phd, plus health, dental and medical insurance, for a hell of alot cheaper than what comes out of my dads paycheck, who is a plant operator at a citgo petroleum cat cracker. also a discount card at a lot of great places. (haha that sounds cheesey but i loved that it did save me a good bit of money) anyways, stop bitching you were given the same if not more oppertunitys than her to make yourself into something, and its all on YOU to make something of yourself, as it is everyone else. sorry about the rambeling folks this is more of a soft spot for me, when people bitch about things that are their own damn fault
HFcinfinity 0
Either you were in a graduating class of retards or this is bullshit
Jam33 0
Hey at least your Manager and its Mcdonalds.
justanotherhuman 21
Meh FYL, with a light YDI zest. Dear OP, Drop the preconceptions and do what you feel needs to be done to not feel like this ever again, whatever that may be. Comparing yourself to what others have or are doing is a sure-fire way to set yourself up for disappointment, because someone is always going to have it better. There's always a bigger fish. It's a skate or die world, so pick up the controller/board and do what you gotta do.