Today, I found out that the girl I tutored in high school in basic ENGLISH just received her PhD in Biophysics. I am now the manager of a McDonald's. I was also the Valedictorian of our graduating class. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I lost my job to a girl that graduated with the same bachelor's degree from the same college as me. She also got a master's in an unrelated field. I've been working there 7 months, and her master's in maths apparently makes her a better athletic trainer than me. FML
Today, was my graduation from a prestigious university. In two days I start working at a hot dog stand. FML
Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML
Today, I found out that my friend makes more money than I do. She's a high school dropout and working at a retail job at the mall. I went to college for four years to get my job. FML
Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML
Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department for the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML
Fate
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Pants on fire
Today, I was at working at Burger King as a cashier. A girl I met last night came in and said, "Aren't you that guy from last night?" Last night, I had told her I was going to medical school and was going to be a doctor in less than a year. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I walked at my graduation ceremony, proudly wearing my valedictorian cords. It turns out that, after some confusion on behalf of the student services office, I was neither valedictorian nor salutatorian (by 0.2 points). I'm dating the actual valedictorian. FML
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leili 0
LOL #1. You do know that Biophysics doesn't have that much of a correlation to English, right? You should get up and DO something about your situation instead at looking at what others are doing.
sooper 0
at least you're manager and not an employee :D
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etantao 0
So? Einstein failed math and ended up doing well for himself.
drimpossible 0
No. http://physics.about.com/b/2007/09/19/physics-myth-month-einstein-failed-mathematics.htm
Ehlyah 2
Oh god you must have been so smart that you could help someone study English. Wow. you must have felt so great about yourself and so sorry for that poor, poor girl. :| What a dick. Shows yet again that high school smarts prove very little (in the States, anyway, sorry but it's true) and that being valedictorian means absolutely nothing.
JukeboxBunny 0
I got the impression that the woman was American, but didn't know basic English, not that she was a foreigner and had English as a second language. If it is the ESL case, then it's a YDI. If it's that she couldn't even grasp basic English even though it was her first language, then FYL (even though you still can't really blame her for your lack of drive.)
doubleAbattery 0
Well, if you're so concerned about it, I would suggest that you stop wasting time on fmylife and maybe go to college. It's not her fault that while she worked her ass off, including getting tutoring in a subject that was not her strongest, in order to pursue her dreams, you were just arrogant enough to assume that being valedictorian would ensure your future as a successful person. You have no right to be angry with her, you should be happy for her.
Qup 0
what on earth are you bitching about? because someone else who needed some help in English became more successful than yourself? it's her drive that got her where she is today, and it's the drive through that got you where you are today. set higher standards for yourself. you probably smoked too much weed in college and lost a few years.
FuzzyWalnuts 0
Somebody ****** up in college.
DeathSticks 0
You fail at life Sir. =|
0neiros 14
Last time I checked, if you need help in a subject, you get a tutor. You should be proud, obviously you did your job well. Quit being a Jealous Twat about it, and Make me a Big Mac, Whineybutt.
tu_madre_123 0
hahahaha dude you just completely roasted on the op... cyber high five!
kukopia 0
NOT a FML! They REALLLY need another button for entires like this! OP should be PROUD that someone she tutored was able to keep going with their education to get a PhD. It MUST have been GOOD tutoring! It MIGHT be a FML if she said 'Today I saw a gal I tutored in HS, digging in the trash of the McD I manage and eating half-eaten burgers.' Nahh, not even that is a 'FML'. I don't even want to think of how much the PhD'r has in student loans... And Bio-anythings don't get to take home free happy meal toys.
mylyfsukswbu 0
It is never to late to go to colledge. You have more potentail then to be a manager at McDonals. It's not to late to turn your life around, but this is your fault because you didnt take the chance to make your life better when you could have. So, you deserve it.
ohnoyouDINT 0
It is never to late to go to colledge. It is never to late to go to colledge. It is never to late to go to colledge. It is never to late to go to colledge. It is never to late to go to colledge. It is never to late to go to colledge. It is never to late to go to colledge. It is never to late to go to colledge.
dnbt 0
# 187: You're my new favorite.