Today, I found out that the girl I tutored in high school in basic ENGLISH just received her PhD in Biophysics. I am now the manager of a McDonald's. I was also the Valedictorian of our graduating class. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I lost my job to a girl that graduated with the same bachelor's degree from the same college as me. She also got a master's in an unrelated field. I've been working there 7 months, and her master's in maths apparently makes her a better athletic trainer than me. FML
Today, was my graduation from a prestigious university. In two days I start working at a hot dog stand. FML
Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML
Today, I found out that my friend makes more money than I do. She's a high school dropout and working at a retail job at the mall. I went to college for four years to get my job. FML
Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML
Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department for the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, I was at working at Burger King as a cashier. A girl I met last night came in and said, "Aren't you that guy from last night?" Last night, I had told her I was going to medical school and was going to be a doctor in less than a year. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I walked at my graduation ceremony, proudly wearing my valedictorian cords. It turns out that, after some confusion on behalf of the student services office, I was neither valedictorian nor salutatorian (by 0.2 points). I'm dating the actual valedictorian. FML
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leili 0
LOL #1. You do know that Biophysics doesn't have that much of a correlation to English, right? You should get up and DO something about your situation instead at looking at what others are doing.
sooper 0
at least you're manager and not an employee :D
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thaurfea 0
Having a PhD doesn't mean she'll have a job.
drimpossible 0
It greatly increases the odds.
letitbe56 0
It depends on the field. I'd say that a PhD in biophysics will definitely land her a job. A PhD in English literature? Maybe not.
drimpossible 0
Well all other things being equal, you will do better with a PhD in English Lit than a just a GED.
Amkii 0
So? Maybe you should get some ambition.
diarrhea 0
lmao, so does your school pick the person who is most likely to manage a fast food restaurant for valedictorian? YDI
stoner5012 0
well i think that means u ****** up
tu_madre_123 0
haha thats exactly what it means
nprugby11 0
YDI for whining about someone you happened to tutor ending up being more successful for you, now I've been waiting 5 minutes for my #1 with a coke, get on it!
Emrysa 1
You can't be that brilliant if assume that because someone doesn't speak your native tongue fluently they must be less intelligent than you are. YDI
nemesis_divina 0
You deserve it for not having the ambition.
TotallyAwesome 0
Life doesn't always work out how you want it to. Even if you have the intelligence and grades to push forward, you have to make that push. Even if you do everything right, sometimes things just don't work well for you.
chowyuk 0
you deserve it because the last two tomes I went to mcds drive thru they forgot my fries
cooliekid 0
just putting it out there I am a pre med student and I sucked at English as well everyone has their strengths and weaknesses as well however can't really say FYL cause you potentially could be saving up for higher education but FYL if the case is you are stuck at MCD and they other person is a doctor