Today, I found out that the electric nose hair clippers that I've been using for the past two years are in fact my father's pubic hair trimmers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
Today, I found out that whenever my roommate's friend-with-benefits comes over, he uses my bikini trimmer to shave his pubic hair. I've been using that trimmer for months. FML
Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML
Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, after we went and spent $30 to get our two youngest boys hair cut last weekend, they snuck my beard trimmer and had a go at doing it themselves. Guess whose heads are buzzed now. FML
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Top comments
Tarion 0
Nasal herpes. It's the future.
BigL027 0
Do you know what electric nose hair clippers look like? They could not be used to trim pubes, you need a different attachment.
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Comments (40)
nerv_fml 0
#9 ya got a point. did you walk in on him using the trimmer? fake
SilverBallet 0
If you don't recognize any kind of grooming instrument (as far as who owns it), why would you use it? That's like using a strange toothbrush you've never seen and then complaining about it after finding out it'd been used to clean the dirt from the corners of the room. Ew.
awesomo3000 0
sounds a lot like harold and kumar.....FAKE.
Silhouette_fml 0
Why would you use someone else's clipper... even if you thought it was for your nose. That means someone else would have used it in his or her nose. That's still pretty gross.
stellamccartney_fml 0
i wasn't aware you could trim pubes with a nose hair clipper.... i'm thinking this is fake...
llazybum249 0
comon. guys own those things specifically to shave our pubes. girls should know that by now...
inktree 0
Uh, how did you find this out?
pinkfrenchrose 5
Lol @ 18
AwkwardHomo 0
I don't think it's a FML because they're his pubic hair trimmers. But because you are still living at home and you already have THAT much nose hair...sucks to be you.
Elusive_fml 0
Wrong clipper attachment... This is a horrible ripoff of Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle