Today, I was enjoying a nice shower in the morning. While I was massaging the shampoo out of my hair, I saw the gardener walking past my bathroom window, yelling "Good morning" and waving in my direction. My left boob politely waved back at him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up and opened my curtains to see my gardener up a ladder in front of my window tending to the plants growing up the side of the wall. This would've been fine if his ballsack wasn't hanging out his shorts. FML
Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to wake me up with some flowers and breakfast in bed. We started getting intimate, after a short while, there was a knock. We looked out of the window and there was the window cleaner with his thumbs up and grinning. FML
Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my reflection in the mirror. I got super turned on at the sight of my large breasts all soaped up. I'm a man. FML
Today, I thought I was waving at my neighbor, who was also waving enthusiastically back. After smiling and gesturing, I realized she was actually cleaning her windows. I was flirting with Windex. FML
Today, I woke up and stumbled over to my window to soak up some morning sunshine. The sunshine was lovely; the sight of my elderly neighbour doing some kind of nude yoga in his backyard certainly was not. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, after having a shower, I walked back into my room butt naked. As I looked up I saw the window cleaner staring right at me. I looked. He looked. And without thinking I dropped straight to the floor to hid myself, then realized my naked butt was still staring right at him. FML
Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML
Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML
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OwNowBrownCow 0
I'm pretty sure he enjoyed your shower also.
Mirelly13 6
I wish my boobs waved at people :(
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OwNowBrownCow 0
I'm pretty sure he enjoyed your shower also.
I2HomlessGuys 0
lol the Gardner is lucky
soccerguy77 0
So everyone can see you shower now? I guess I know why the gardener takes daily walks by your bathroom window;)
eshhayz 0
you should have let him put his nose inside you ... it's how gardeners get high .. 2 Wiffs shud do the trick
ugwmii 0
he is one luckey man :|
rraptor 0
haha ydi. get some curtains !
ugwmii 0
probrably just forgot to close em.
Josk95 0
I'm gonna be a gardner when I grow up=D
Bekll 31
#16's comment = win.
Amanda2772 0
16- lol!!
jay4who7 0
if ur boob can wave then they prob r saggy :( I would say u need a boob job!
twinny_sc 13
Hey, I don't see the FML here. At least your boob has manners, it waved politely. :D
black_knight402 0
fellas let's not get ahead of ourselves, she could have a saggy bag.
Edokun 0
1.)ydi for not closing your window (unless you did but have the wrong type of window then ysdi) 2.)dont encourage her to get a boob job, they look horrible and when you have children and decide to breast feed your child could be poisend!
Ali_Br_fml 33
invest in some good curtains next time. You totally deserved it. ytdi close your window get a curtain around your shower. I check my windows before stripping down to take a shower. Think about it next time. That's all...
sixtimessix 0
ydi for having a Gardner
chillaux 0
wtf. how does someones boob politly wave back... this is a weird fml..
joooeee 3
if you're rich enough to have your own gardiner then your life is not ******
swimmerstud 7
boobs can wave? how did OP make her boob wave?
FYL_hardd 0
I didn't know your boob had it's own mind and can wave! I gotta start trying that!
Zigma_fml 0
At least you have a gardener...
BadPinkKitty07 0
oh yeah? well MY left boob can do a one-handed cartwheel AND stick the landing. yeah.
2kool4skoolyo 0
do you also happen to be the woman who showed your body to the Gardner about 3 months back?
honestlove11 0
FYLhard, I love your picture, it's so cute and fake. almost like a commercial....
superingo 0
Haha. Love this comment. d^0^b
ChicaTongana 0
Who says your boobs have to be saggy to do that? Unless you have a boob job and your boobs sit there (or if you have minimis), if your arms are above your shoulders moving they generally sway back and forth, hence the waving motion.
xPedobear 0
hey 86 how u get that backwards b?
xPedobear 0
crap... I used d in the "backwards" oh well the jokes ruined. for any idiots out there it's a failblog. I'm not a retard
soupey_fml 0
63-ok, so if someone works hard to make a good living, they are not allowed to be sad or angry about anything? You can't buy everything.
brightnite 0
He will probably do harder and better work to stay with that job...when that bf's mom lawn was the best on the block.
kmow32 0
same as 90s comment. she was washing her hair so that means her arms were above her head. combo that with being in the shower and you get boobs that will sway back and forth-so we get the 'waving boobs' term. Gawd people these days -_- and heck you could 'wave' ur pecs if they're big enough ;) lol
baglady_79 0
29, you must have some freaky perky weird ******* if you thinkboobs aren't supposed to move. or you are a dude. either way, shut up.
Taybabe2525 0
u ever heard of covering the window? in sure he enjoyed it though xD
MissMae93 23
46 - You're an idiot. The implant is placed behind the milk duct and muscle in the breast. There's no way the child could possibly be poisoned. Do your research BEFORE commenting next time.
palatapus 0
People can see you through the bathroom window? YDI.
yessiee23 0
haha.. yea WTF why can they see you?
5t3ff1k4h 45
Most people have frosted (blurred) windows. Why OP doesn't is beyond me.
andruha1123 5
because she lives in puruguay or whatever the spelling is
FYL_hardd 0
Most people also have small windows so people can't see in. I'm starting to get suspicious of this FML..
5t3ff1k4h 45
55- I find it amusing that you couldn't spell 'Paraguay' when it's *scrolls up* right here, in front of your face.
sydneydallas 5
Uh, if people can see through your bathroom window, it might be a good idea to invest in some curtians.
romskiies 0
Unless she likes giving people a free show! lol
tooGee24 0
romskiies: niice body u got there =D
CRUZs_GURL1 0
my thoughts exactly why she decided to type my left boob polity waves back is beyond me.
romskiies 0
tooGee- thank. lol Bianca- no she loves giving free shows, just not to the gardener, he already gets her money. Lmfao
romskiies 0
Thx Bianca lol :P
rockhound 0
you've got some gorgeous eyes sydneydallas
intint50 0
^agreed
Mirelly13 6
I wish my boobs waved at people :(
rivimatt 20
I do too :(
FFML_314 12
How does a boob wave?
OwNowBrownCow 0
She's a pro.
romskiies 0
Go to Paraguay and you'll find out.
violetsweety 26
wow she didnt mean wave she meant it was showing -.-"
5t3ff1k4h 45
If her boobs have enough fat in them, they would jiggle even slightly with the moment of massaging the shampoo out of her hair. Erm... jiggle=wave.
usmcbunny 0
Jokes, man, jokes.
5t3ff1k4h 45
I meant movement* Oops.
knibbsy 4
I teach women boob-waving lessons actually. The first course is free to boot! So FFML and whoever else is interested, visit my website, www.TomsTalkingTits.edu to schedule a lesson today!
FFML_314 12
How do you know what she meant? Are you psychic? If so, let me know.
DiIZty 0
Terry Cruz?
kawaiianime 5
jiggles
BMTHsuperfan 18
How the hell do u teach women how to wave their boobs? not trying to be disrespectful towarda ur job but.. LMAO!!
kiitykat 8
I gus u did not get was she said... Lol
Oanaj 0
did your left boob died????
hryffff 11
That makes no sense
usmcbunny 0
I had to lol. I've had times in the shower, and a series of Mexican lawn men have walked by my window. They usually don't look when they hear the shower running. If they happen to glance over, they're polite enough to blush, and shuffle away quickly. :D
misstamz 0
at least your boobs are polite:) isn't that nice!
amx108 0
window placement fail
WhatANoob 0
I moderated this
Blippety 23
No one cares.