Today, I found out that the electric nose hair clippers that I've been using for the past two years are in fact my father's pubic hair trimmers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
Today, I found out that whenever my roommate's friend-with-benefits comes over, he uses my bikini trimmer to shave his pubic hair. I've been using that trimmer for months. FML
Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML
Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, after we went and spent $30 to get our two youngest boys hair cut last weekend, they snuck my beard trimmer and had a go at doing it themselves. Guess whose heads are buzzed now. FML
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Tarion 0
Nasal herpes. It's the future.
BigL027 0
Do you know what electric nose hair clippers look like? They could not be used to trim pubes, you need a different attachment.
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Comments (40)
Tarion 0
#10 - Actually, she didn't realise they were pubic trimmers. She knew they were trimmers of some sort, that belonged to someone else. Given that, why would you using them? To the people calling fake, it's possible that they were nose trimmers being used for pubic hair. No reason they wouldn't work, and they'd be handy if you wanted control.
RT_fml 0
explain how you trim the pubes with a nose hair trimmer, which has at most 3 little blades that fit up your nose, youd be going at yourself all day with them trying to trim the ball fro.
Tarion 0
I assume you trim with scissors and then just use the trimmer for the details.
interventions 1
i'd like to know how you found that one out..
rollingmyeyes 0
let's ignore the fact that they are pubic hair trimmers completely. you have been using someone else's nose hair trimmers for 2 years. if you are fine with them having been up your dad's nose, why aren't you fine with them trimming his pubes? do you use his old kleenex, too? ugh, it would have been a fml either way. now go buy your own hygiene products from now on. they aren't that expensive.
Stephie_fml 0
That's why you don't borrow shit without asking :/
Leviathan_fml 0
Shoulda thought that one over better... :
0ops_fml 0
Harold and Kumar much?
never_accepted 0
this one is fake...
maddcow 0
lol at #4. nose crabs are the worst... lol i call fake, but still good story