Why Dad?
Ajax, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that I’m the only guy in my family that's circumcised. When I asked my parents why they did it, they told me that they wanted me to be “different”. I have 3 older brothers and 5 older cousins. I finally get their helmet jokes. FML
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Dave_Davington 34
Ah yes, wants his son to be different and therefore slices a piece of his dick off. Seems perfectly sensible to me. I'm really not sure what the problem is.
seasonedtoast 19
"Oh look, here comes old knobless"
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Dave_Davington 34
Ah yes, wants his son to be different and therefore slices a piece of his dick off. Seems perfectly sensible to me. I'm really not sure what the problem is.
seasonedtoast 19
"Oh look, here comes old knobless"
Lobby_Bee 18
I don't get what's there making fun of? There are pros and cons to both.
gobiteme2 34
So which one is he. Pro or Con
LevyneChick01 3
Pro, in my personal opinion
She's Got Moxie 14
That's a good thing tho... lol
storm74 9
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theres absolutely no reason to perform genital mutilation on a perfectly healthy infant. this is the worst excuse ive ever heard and the parents should be stoned.
gracefulmonk 8
Stoned? I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that we had returned to the 1800's.
siggy_mcsigx 22
I mean while we're talking about an outdated, barbaric practice...
gobiteme2 34
OP didn't say how old he was, but he could very well be old enough that his parents were stoned.
Takegami 22
Having smeg is worse
Wintermelons 19
Gather round town hall y’all let’s Stone this here wooman cause she did a cardeenal sin.
sadCowboysfan 20
Damn dude, that really sucks. I hope being different wasn’t the only reason that they did it.
EnvyMe33 26
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Most girls don’t like the extra skin so they did you a favor.
Dave_Davington 34
You say that, but there's a very good reason why uncircumcised men aren't getting their dick skin snipped just to impress the ladies.
EmDizzle2007 28
when logic shows up and ruins a point.
siggy_mcsigx 22
But it would be outrageously ****** up if guys insisted women have surgery on their labia to please them.
piinksock 17
It's not extra, it's meant to be there. You look like you've got a bit extra nose from your profile pic. Fix it, men don't like it. That's fair to say by your reasoning isn't it?
Bubbilility 27
You'd be surprised how little most girls care. A dick is a dick. If it's what you're in the mood for, you don't tend to complain if it's very foreskin or not.
Suaria 38
Circumcised penises looked better than ones with the foreskin. However I don't see a point in circumcising a penis just because it looks better.
hugtrees13 16
You're lucky being circumcised is better
HereNReady 13
What a dick move
Wintermelons 19
Son of a bit!
piinksock 17
I'm so sorry your parents did this to you. If you are really bothered, there are methods to try to regrow the foreskin you can look into.