cauteriseme
United Kingdom
Today, as the clock struck twelve for the new year, I was in the bathroom having a nosebleed. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Discipl
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Waterloo, Canada
Eat more fibre
Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML
Anonymous
Dover, United States
Inconvenienced
Today, I got a nosebleed. For 7 hours. I ended up in the ER. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Rough patch
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leaking from everywhere
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
jack the ripped
United States
Today, while examining my busted nose in the mirror, I had a sneeze attack. Now it looks like someone got their throat slashed in my bathroom. FML
MarchingNightmare
Hendersonville, United States
Today, I have had 4 nosebleeds. Four of them, full-on, almost passing out nosebleeds. It's only noon. I think I need to see a doctor. FML
Trent
United States
Deviated septum blues
Today, I had a nosebleed at work after having recent surgery. As I was walking to the bathroom, I tripped and fell, sending blood splattering everywhere. My manager, who was walking by, looked at me and said, “You’re really committed to the bit.” I was too embarrassed to respond. FML
Bleach dat Blood
Panic!
Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
someone something
Acton, United States
Life is just great
Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML
Ella
United States
Today, I went on a 7-hour plane flight. For 3 hours I had a bloody nose. When it finally stopped, I sneezed. It started to bleed again. FML
Top comments
Primus_fml 0
"Get out of the bathroom, you've been in there since last year!"
kweenbitch 0
lay off the blow for a bit.
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kweenbitch 0
lay off the blow for a bit.
urdirtyolduncle 15
talk about a shity situation
Selena_is_back 7
Yes, your life is ****** up because of a bloody nose. -.-
MyDogTastesBad 0
Who cares if you had a damn bloody nose. half the world was sleeping. Women make everything so dramatic.
m0tl3ycru3qwr 0
#1- that's a great assumption
Alleged_Cranium 7
To quote Ralph Wiggum: You won't have so many nose bleeds if you keep your finger outta there.
DaveOnDope 4
When I was on meth 20 years ago I had a blister or somthing pop in my nose and a stream of banana colored pus come out.
phatdaddy62 23
that bloody well sucks!
KFCkoolaidWaterm 0
No, it doesn't. Bloody hell. It's a flipping NOSEBLEED, not herpes. It happened on New Years? Boo-hoo, quit complaining, OP.
sthrr 6
happy New Year!
Lucidium 0
You go into the bathroom and take pictures. You're totally cool.
fabo914 0
yay you!
cowboyy_fml 0
haha that's what u get
gabsta 3
sounds like a bloody awesome new year :D
BlahLand 0
win ^^
TheLetterZero 7
Um.... good for you? Not really a big deal. At all.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
yeah op get over it. I was in bed half asleep playing fruit ninja on my iPod.
goldiefox 0
^^^^^ your new years sounds awesome! you're me hero! :)
lonerrrrr 0
i was sitting in the middle of the street in 30 degree weather for the rose parade i didnt even want to see
bubbarific 0
Aha! i was in bed playin angry birds on my ipod touch
pman590 8
i was buckling my belt back up from a long piss!
violetsweety 26
WTF 9 ROFL
fastbunny 0
wow nice ta know :(
Angele72 0
Lol I was taking a leek I couldn't hold it it XD were on the same boat ;)
lolol_BKYCHO 3
Big deal?
riseagainst8767x 0
not at all...