Today, my husband is divorcing me, leaving our 4 children behind because, and I quote, “She’s 22, 5’3 with perky tits and ass, you don’t find women like these often.” I asked him three times if he was serious. He said, “As serious as a heart attack.” FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband is leaving me for another woman because, and I quote, “She can ride dick longer than two minutes and doesn’t have two chins looking down on me while doing it.” FML
Today, my husband is divorcing me for a girl who was born in 2004. Two thousand fucking four. He’s 41. FML
Today, I asked my husband for a divorce. He said fine, as long as I got full custody of the kids. I did an actual double take; he didn’t want shared custody, he wanted me to take the kids, no arguments or negotiating, because he doesn’t want the kids anymore. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband making out with another woman in our couch. When I gave him the mother of all verbal lashings, he asked me, “Oh, you didn’t get my text?” The fucker actually announced he wanted a divorce over text message. He was serious. FML
Today, my husband is divorcing me because I refused to sign off on the paperwork to break our kids’ trust funds or mortgage our house in order to pay for surgery for his 12 year-old dog. Yeah, it’s not like our kids need a future or a place to live or anything. FML
Today, my husband announced he was leaving me for a girl he met at work because she “has a hotter body” and “looks better in bed during sex.” I gave birth to his kid earlier this year. I said I was gonna bleed him dry on child support and alimony, and he said, “So? I can afford it. I make 6 figures a year.” FML
Today, I told my wife I wanted a divorce. I haven’t been in love with her for a long time and I've fallen in love with a girl at my job. When I told her this, she responded with, “No, fuck that, we're going to couples' therapy and you are gonna be a father to our kids!” I guess that’s a “No.” FML
Today, my soon-to-be-ex-husband decided to bring our four kids over to tell them we were splitting up, and to make them choose who they want to live with, because, "Mommy’s been a nagging bitch." He left out that the "nagging bitch" caught him having an affair the night before. FML
Today, my fiancé walked out on me saying he loved me dearly, but not enough to continue parenting my three kids from my previous marriage because they hate him, he now hates them, and they’re not his problem to continue dealing with. I don’t know what I’m gonna do without him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
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Top comments
Hangryko 32
Take that dickless **** for everything he has
vchan 20
Good riddance. He ´s a sc*mbag. Don’t cry over his loss. But make him pay child support.
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Comments (8)
Hangryko 32
Take that dickless **** for everything he has
vchan 20
Good riddance. He ´s a sc*mbag. Don’t cry over his loss. But make him pay child support.
D J's MOM 17
get a good lawyer. they'll make him pay for their services and take him for everything he's got for you! get his ass good, don't look back and good luck girl!
RichardPencil 32
Is he wrong? You didn't mention his age. If it's advanced, he'll be coming back to you soon. And when he does, you'll have "hand."
Sonotsuave 37
Wtf? What is with people nowadays, they’re losing their common sense. Divorce his ass for being a piece of shit and take all his money for child and spousal support. He’ll wise up real fast
Taurus_ChicKa 37
LAWYER. NOW. Take that pathetic prick for all he's got and make him pay child support... and don't let him see the kids, either, if he wants to down the road. I wonder if the other woman knows this douche has a wife and four kids... I kind of hope she doesn't so she gets blindsided by the lawsuit and child support he'll be forced to pay.
OH_HappyDays 14
Well girls like that usually want a sugar daddy. Make sure she realizes she will be his main source of support. Take him for everything. You deserve better and more importantly your kids deserve better. Sorry your ex is a douche. Find your happy now!