Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML
Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Today, I finally read an email I'd been avoiding. I thought it would be from my dad whom I haven't spoken to in years, and that he was checking on me during the pandemic. It turned out to be spam. The last contact I had with anyone related to my dad was one of his ex's friends, saying she was in jail and needed help. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML
Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML
Today, I was at the airport, on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was four years-old. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to fuck off. The strange man was my father. FML
Today, I was in a store parking lot when I got a text from an unknown number saying, "I see you, I know what you did last summer, you wicked little shit." I freaked out and looked around in a panic. It turns out that it was my "hilarious" dad testing his new phone from across the parking lot. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
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namine120409 42
"I'm blocking you, creep" "Hi blocking you creep; I'm dad."
17031990 20
Incest... A game the whole family can play!
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Comments (50)
myselfkk 20
That is the wierdest thing ever happen to anyone...Its wrong..morally,ethically,practically every way..even if it is a joke..Surprised how you gonna handle it...
abbyade 21
Very weird and the fact that he did it sucks more as it clearly defeated the purpose. Tell him thanks and that you can take care of people wanting you.
WeLikeIke 23
I don't think he knows how to DO teenage romance, y'know?
Dean__Winchester 16
Neither does Stephenie Meyer
AllSoul 23
Could be worse, you could have really liked him instead of thinking he was a creep.
lonkite101 14
I hope pictures of any kind weren't sent . 0.0 goodluck OP
aseim9497 18
That's ****** up.
The_Avatar 22
Maybe just honestly tell your dad its creepy as hell.
Steffi3 40
The general idea wasn't so bad. The execution of said idea, however..
wakemeupplease 21
Help your dad is doing it wrong!!! :D
usmc_sean 8
This is beyond wrong. Especially if those messages were at all sexual.