Today, I found out that the crazy old man that sleep walks naked around my neighborhood every night is my grandpa. And he's not sleepwalking. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML
Today, I woke up to my drunk great grandfather peeing on my cat and thinking it was absolutely hysterical. This isn't the first time and he just moved in with me for the next six weeks. FML
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
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317theterrible 0
Wish i had ur grandpa
BADDiam 4
Cool grandpa you have there.
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Comments (110)
xrainbowshadowx 17
Your grandpa is a BAMF! :D
BrimfullOfAsher 20
Sucks for you, but please speak to Grandpa's doctor. If it's dementia or Alzheimer's Disease. then it needs treatment. If not, then he needs someone to tell him to stop. Either way, if he keeps doing it he's going to get locked up somewhere.
Tesaatje 12
Lucky for you he's does not do that by day.
jren207 24
You're never too old for sexytime.
chrissie_love 6
Oh Grandpa! At least he isn't having war flashbacks and attacking people...
Friaza 29
Your grandpa is probably stealing your neighbor's fresh peas at night and blaming you. It happens!
maddogbball 0
He is airing out his package.
Nuahavizu 17
Your grandpa could have worse hobbies i guess... actually, i take that back. he might not, lol
BuddyBoo1613 0
Oo baby
ShananaginsLOL 13
Ewww that's gross but hilarious!!!!!