Geek, Music and Awkward: Risky Google search - FML

Risky Google search

By Anonymous - 12/12/2023 22:00 - Malaysia - Kajang

Today, I discovered a cool song called, "I Don't Wanna Die" by a Korean band, VINCIT. Wanting to find out more about it, I googled its title. Instead of relevant results, I got the phone number to a suicide prevention hotline. To make things worse, now all my social media are filled with ads about suicide prevention. FML

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Battousai124 8

Tuesday 12 December 2023 15:51

As good as it is that Google has that in place, you suck at googling

poopface82 23

Tuesday 12 December 2023 19:10

You could just Google the band’s name and lyrics.

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Battousai124 8

Tuesday 12 December 2023 15:51

As good as it is that Google has that in place, you suck at googling

poopface82 23

Tuesday 12 December 2023 19:10

You could just Google the band’s name and lyrics.

Razath 17

Thursday 14 December 2023 9:38

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