Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was walking my dog in my suburban neighborhood when all of a sudden we practically jumped out of our skin (and fur) when we heard what I assumed were fireworks. Nope, someone down the street was testing their new AR-15 in their backyard. All perfectly legal. FML
Today, I found out that my dog likes to howl when he hears sirens. I live next to the fire station. FML
Today, during a firework show, my dog gave me her opinion about them by practically eating half my bedroom door then defecating on my bed. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
Today, I heard something that sounded like a series of gunshots outside my house. My Dad screamed, "Get down!" at the top of his lungs. The whole family immediately dropped to the floor, my sister whimpering and trembling, only moments later to hear my Dad cackling uncontrollably over us. They were just fireworks. FML
Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML
Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
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gabirolon 1
wow did u reported him????!!!!????? that's sooooo f..ed up!!!!
danishbagel 3
Reminds me of Old Yeller...
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Comments (378)
Jenny_jen_fml 0
that's awful
JokerJohn7 0
of mice and men style
greekamericanpri 2
oh please it's not that big of a deal the guy prob had to put him down and if thts not the case and the guy was trying to make the poor dog suffer then he is an ass and prob going to burn in hell end of story
sex_and_drugs 11
aww poor dog
HunterAlpha1 8
not everyone has the money to have the vet put down their dog. a 9mm cartridge is alot cheaper than a vet visit and a syringe full of poison.
flemingo 0
wow that dudes a duck, y nit just give it away.
taazer 12
shoot the ************... i really dont see why people get pets if they are gonna treat them like that. you could give it to a friend or sell it. dont shoot the poor thing!.
Snomel 2
Did you find out why he did it? It's possible he had to put it down, and was brought up with the idealism of "It's your dog, it's your job to take care of it if it's suffering", or he couldn't afford to have it euthanized.
cc61212 0
you seriously couldnt tell the difference between a gunshot and a firework? but that sucks. FYL to the dog though...lol
04SmileyRylee 7
awe:( thats soooooooo sad!!!! so true #331 FYL to the dog!